Look Out
Let's see acme not see me now!
Grab
I think I see him
If this doen't work, I don't know what will
Member of Tune Jam Team
Grab your cane and top hat
I don't think Wile E. likes trains
Your kidding me
Stick you fork in the road
Sounds
Wile E. falling of a cliff
Road Runner running past Wile E.
Klang
Twang
Chase
meep meep
shorter meep meep
Rules of Conflict for Wile E. Coyote &
Road Runner
Rule 1. The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going
"Beep-Beep!"
Rule 2. No outside force can harm the Coyote - only his own ineptitude
or the failure of Acme products.
Rule 3. The Coyote could stop anytime - if he were not a fanatic.
("A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim."
- George Santayana)
Rule 4. No dialogue ever, except "Beep-Beep!"
Rule 5. The Road Runner must stay on the road. (i.e. the name Road Runner)
Rule 6. All action must be confined to the southwest american desert.
(natural environment of the two characters)
Rule 7. All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conviniences
must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
Rule 8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest
enemy.
Rule 9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his
failures.
Rule 10. The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.
Links
See Wile E.'s Lawsuit against the ACME co.
Every latin name Wile E. and RR were
given
Find and Click on Wile E. Coyote In This Lineup
Be carfull, he has yellow eyes
Other cool Wile E. pages
Chad's
Road Runner page
Greetings
from Death Valley
Dave Barker's Wile E. page
Wile
E.'s Homepage
An
interesting Wile E. and RR page
Crash
Course
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