The Complete Get Smart Guide - Episode Guides: First Season

Aired: 1965-1966
Day & Time: Saturdays @ 8:30 PM

Mr. Big
This is the black and white pilot episode featuring KAOS' Mr. Big, blackmailing CONTROL saying he will use his Interhmo Ray against the Statue of Liberty, unless CONTROL pays him $100 million. By finding a rubber banana peel Max, 99, and Fang go to a garbage scow which turns out to be Mr. Big's hideout.

Our Man in Toyland
CONTROL is puzzled as to how KAOS has been managing to secretly smuggle secrets out of the country. 99 works as a saleswoman and discovers that KAOS is using Bower's Department Store to store secrets into Polly Dolly (a doll) so that when they are shipped out of the country, they don't give doll talk, they give out secrets. Max and 99 were able to "toy" their way out of this one.

KAOS in CONTROL
CONTROL is supposed to host a major peace conference but there is a double-agent in CONTROL threatening to ruin it. The Chief of Internal Security, Maxwell Smart, is assigned to make sure it goes smoothly. Apparently the invention of a retrogresser gun by a scientist creates a disturbance within CONTROL. Max was able to pull his way out of this one, but had a tough time keeping his pants on.

School Days
KAOS agents have been able to get into CONTROL'S spy school. Max and Fang have been assigned to go undercover as students with 99 as the instructor. Although Max fails every test in spy school, he was still able to determine the impostor.

Diplomat's Daughter
Max and 99 have been instructed to protect Princess Ingrid, a silly child who can care less about being protected. Despite their efforts, they end up in the Craw's domain.

Now You See Him, Now You Don't
Dr. Haskel, a doctor who defected from CONTROL, claims that he was being held captive in KAOS, but managed to escape using an invisibility ray. Max is determined to see if the ray is for real or not, but gets kidnapped along the way.

Washington 4, Indians 3
A group of aggressive Indians demand the return of all Indian lands taken from them or they will fire their secret weapon (a giant arrow) on Washington. Max disguises himself as an Indian, manages his way into the camp, and saves Washington from "destruction".

Our Man in Leotards
Dancer and rebel Enilio Naharana steals a new CONTROL drug, Immobilo. She plans to use it against the Ambassador of Pinerovia. Disguised as dancers, Max and 99 foil a peach of a plot.

The Day Smart Turned Chicken
A dying cowboy comes to Max's apartment to reveal a plot to poison the Morovian Ambassador at a costume party that night. The cowboy disappears and the chief refuses to believe Max, forcing him to save the ambassador himself, dressed as a giant chicken.

Satan Place
KAOS manages to kidnap the Chief and freeze him to prepare him for mind-control surgery. Max disguises himself as a doctor the doctor who is supposed to carry out the surgery, and rescues him from the "cold" Harvey Satan.

Too Many Chiefs
Alexi Sebastian, a great impersonator, tries to kill Tanya Lupescu, who is about to reveal the secrets of KAOS' codes. Max hides Tanya in his apartment, where Sebastian, disguised as the Chief shows up. It gets really confusing when the real Chief also shows up at the same place.

My Nephew the Spy
While innocently buying shoes, Max stops in a shoe store that is a KAOS front. Max returns to his apartment, unknowingly followed by a KAOS killer whose plans are ruined by the arrival of Max's Uncle Abner and Aunt Bertha.

Weekend Vampire
CONTROL agents are being found murdered with mysterious marks on their necks. The weather conditions of the investigation force Max and 99 to pose as newly weds, as a result they get lead to Dr. Drago.

Aboard the Orient Express
Max is assigned to carry a payroll briefcase ("strapped" to him) on a trip on the Orient Express. The trip becomes dangerous when Agent 44 refuses to help Max because he hasn't been paid. Johnny Carson has an appearance as the conductor.

Double Agent
Max is assigned to become a drunken, broken agent in the hopes KAOS will try to recruit him. He is forced to disassociate himself from both Fang and 99 to make the plot work. After much effort, finally KAOS recruits him and his first assignment is to kill 99.

Survival of the Fattest
Max is assigned to protect an Arab prince, who must stay fat in order to stay in power. Unfortunately, the prince is kidnapped by Mary Jack Armstrong the world's strongest woman.

Kisses for KAOS
CONTROL suspects art dealer Rex Savage is blowing up embassies with his artwork. 99 goes undercover to romance Savage into giving her his fingerprints, only to find this task extremely difficult. Max is forced to play the role of 99's chauffeur.

The Dead Spy Scrawls
CONTROL is desperately seeking the location of the new KAOS communications center. The Dead Spy Scrawls reveal it to be in Mother's Family Pool Parlor. 99 uses a remote control cue ball to cover Max's terrible pool skills when playing against the great "Shark". Leonard Nimoy plays one of KAOS' killers.

Back to the Old Drawing Board
KAOS has a new weapon to try and kidnap Professor Shotwire...Hymie. Hymie takes the role of being a CONTROL agent assisting Max's duty of protecting the professor. After Hymie becomes programmed for "good", he admits that he admitted he is considering pursuing a career at IBM.

All in the Mind
A KAOS psychiatrist is giving away confidential information that he learns in his sessions. Max visits the psychiatrist posing as an insane colonel in order to get proof.

Smart, the Assassin
Every day Max and the Chief get together to play chess at the Regency Club and every day Max loses. KAOS kidnaps Max and hypnotizes him so that he shoots whoever says "checkmate." Unfortunately for KAOS, Max brought along his book on chess and decides to use some tactics when playing against the Chief.

Dear Diary
Retired agent "The Gaffer" has been kidnapped and his diary is missing. Worried for the Gaffer and the secrets in his diary, Max and 99 go to the Retired Spies Home collaborate with the retired agents in order to find out who stole the diary. Later in this episode we learn who Max's idle is.

I'm Only Human
CONTROL receives a sour attitude from Fang forcing him to retire, but Max forces the Chief to send him undercover at a KAOS kennel. The kennel has been having pets kill their owners for KAOS.

Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain
KAOS agents are bring in an atomic bomb, piece by piece, and taking it to a hideout on Blue Mist Mountain. Max pretends to be a KAOS agent and takes the final piece to the mountain, where KAOS enables the bomb. Lucky for the world, Max didn't wear his bow tie. Ted Knight makes an appearance as a KAOS agent.

The Amazing Harry Who
Max follows a KAOS agent to San Francisco, where the agent gets murdered. Ace detective Harry Who joins Max in tracking down the murderer, who turns out to be the Craw.

Hubert's Unfinished Symphony
Musician and CONTROL agent Hubert is murdered before he can tell CONTROL who the new Mr. Big is at KAOS. 99 assists Max (who claimed he didn't know anything about music), the music critic in solving the murder.

Ship of Spies, Parts I and II
KAOS has stolen the plans to the nuclear amphibian battleship and hid them on the freighter Lucky Star. Max and 99 get on the freighter and search for the murderer, while 44 hides out below with a cargo hold full of monkeys. This episode won an Emmy for outstanding comedy writing.

Shipment to Beirut
KAOS is using a clothes designer to smuggle plans. Max gets taken off the case by the Chief after claiming that a model who was supposed to sell information regarding KAOS' plot to Max turns into a mannequin. Instead 99 gets the case, but Max disobeys the Chief's orders to save 99 from becoming a mannequin. This is the first episode that Max gets a unofficial commendation and official reprimand.

The Last One in is a Rotten Spy
A member of the Russian swim team is in danger and calls on Max to save her. Unfortunately, Max didn't have a pen around to write her name, so he forgets it, forcing Max to take the role of a swimming trainer so he can rescue team member.