The Complete Get Smart Guide

This place is still being added to. Feel free to e-mail with any quotes I left out. These quotes are in no particular order. In addition, please note that .... here stands for a variable so to speak. In other words the information ... normally varies from episode to episode.

86: At this moment we have this entire area surrouned with ...
KAOS AGENT: I find that quite hard to believe.
86: Would you believe ....?
KAOS AGENT: No...
86: How about ...?
KAOS AGENT: MR. SMART...!

86: Don't tell me...
PERSON: ....
86: I asked you not to tell me that!

86: And LOVING it!

86: Chief I think we need to use the cone of silence.
CHIEF: Not the cone of silence Max.
86: It's the rules Chief.
CHIEF: Very well Max, the cone of silence...

99: MAX!

CHIEF: Max, KAOS has set an operation to obtain the ... plans.
86: The ... plans?! No Chief, there's NO WAY you can tell me they're trying to steal the ... plans! Chief, what are the ... plans?

86: The old ... trick. That's the second time I felt for it this month!

86: Chief, do you have another one of those headaches?