The Complete Get Smart Guide - Episode Guides: Third Season

Aired: 1967-1968
Day & Time: Saturdays @ 8:30 PM

Viva Smart
San Saludos's dictator, General Pajarito, has imprisoned ex-president Don Carlos. CONTROL sends Max and 99, disguised as flamenco dancers, to restore Don Carlos to power.

Witness for the Persecution
Max is scheduled to testify against Mr. Tudbury, a KAOS leader. Tudbury orders an all- out KAOS effort to "Get Smart" before he can testify. Max's apartment gets a whole new array of protective devices to keep him safe.

The Spy Who Met Himself
The KAOS League of Impersonators is at work(KAOS sure does have a lot of impersonators) trying to take over CONTROL. The real Max meets the fake Max and is saved by the real Chief, or is it the fake Chief?

The Spirit is Willing
Max's new informer, Ann Ferris, promises to deliver evidence implicating Paul John Mondebello, top KAOS leader. Unfortunately, Ann Ferris was killed by Mondebello years earlier, so Max must hold a seance to get his evidence.

Maxwell Smart, Private Eye
CONTROL cutbacks force Max and 99 to become private eyes. They get hired by Mr. Sydney and Mr. Peter, two Maltese Falcon impersonators and the spoof begins.

Supersonic Boom
After attacking CONTROL headquarters with a sonic boom, KAOS threatens to use their sonic booms to destroy New York City. Max tracks the KAOS plotters to a car wash, but he can't stop them from using the sonic boom machine.

One of Our Olives is Missing
Carol Burnett guest-stars as country singer Ozark Annie. She accidentally swallows a KAOS transmitter disguised as an olive, and Max must protect her from KAOS before they cut the olive out. To complicate matters, Annie develops a crush on Max. Burnett is brilliant and her scenes with Adams are some of the funniest bits of the series.

When Good Fellows Get Together
KAOS, tired of Hymie foiling their plots, activates Groppo, the world's strongest and meanest robot. The only way Hymie can defeat Groppo is to be reprogrammed for evil, but he refuses and tries to make friends with Groppo.

Dr. Yes
Is this a funny episode? Yes. Jawhol. Oui. Da. Si. Dr. Yes is sabotaging missile launches for KAOS and Max and 99 go to Lost Lake to track down Dr. Yes.

That Old Gang of Mind
British CONTROL needs Max to go undercover as the Scar, an American safecracker. He and 99 go to London where Max joins the Scorpion Gang in their attempt to steal the crown jewels.

The Mild Ones
A gang of hippie motorcycle bandits, The Purple Knights, kidnap a foreign prime minister. Max and 99 become "Wheels" and "Legs" and infiltrate the gang.

Classification:Dead
Max gets poisoned by a female KAOS agent and is doomed to die at one o'clock. Dr. Steele, CONTROL's scientist and stripper, tells Max that she can make an antidote if he can get a sample of the poison. He goes on a search for Mr. Hercules, the KAOS agent who ordered the poisoning.

The Mysterious Dr. T
When a top CONTROL scientist dies, he confesses that he was just a front for Dr. T, the real genius. Max and Siegfried both hunt for Dr. T, only to find he's a little younger than they had expected.

The King Lives
The King of Coronia arrives and Washington and he's the spitting image of Max. The two switch roles as Max tries to foil the evil machinations of the King's evil half-brother Basil.(Evil half-brothers are always named Basil)

The Groovy Guru
The Groovy Guru, played by Larry Storch, plans to incite the nation's youth to riot. He'll do this by broadcast a special song during his live broadcast, unless CONTROL can stop him. The best part of this episode is watching the '60's dancing.

The Little Black Book, Parts I and II
Max's old army buddy Sid (Don Rickles) arrives in town unexpectedly and wants to go out on the town and find some women. He uses Max's little black book to arrange a double date, not knowing that the book he used was a KAOS book. The girls turn out to be KAOS agents and Sid refuses to believe that Max is really a spy.

Don't Look Back
A look-alike robs a bank and kills a guard, sending Max to prison for murder. Max escapes from Sgt. Gronski and a fugitive from the law, tries to find the one-armed man who committed the robbery and framed him. What was this a spinoff of?

99 Loses Control
Casino owner Victor Royal proposes to 99 and she accepts, resigning from CONTROL. Max, unable to control himself, goes to work for Royal as his bodyguard and discovers that Royal is a KAOS agent. In this episode, 99 states her name to be Susan Hilton. While many trivia quizzes list this as 99's real name, at the end of the episode, 99 states that it's a cover name and not her real real name.

The Wax Max
Showing off for 99 at an amusement park's shooting gallery, Max wins 99 a kewpie doll. He also unwittingly gives the carny worker a KAOS code phrase and receives a plutonium kewpie doll. KAOS empties the park and captures them in the chamber of horrors, filled with terrifying wax images.

Operation Ridiculous
Week News Magazine arrives at CONTROL to do a profile piece on the agency. A toupee-wearing chief assigns the writers to Max, hoping a good story will mean more funds for the agency. However, KAOS sets up traps to make Max's ineptness even more obvious and it looks like the story for CONTROL will be bad.

Spy,Spy,Birdie
Albert Pfister(the P is silent) appears at Max's apartment and asks Max to sign a petition against noise. Max refuses and Pfister starts blowing up the world, using his new silent explosive. After accusing each other of masterminding the plot, Max and Siegfried join forces to track down Pfister.

Run, Robot, Run
Snead and Neal, of KAOS' CAD division, disrupt an international track meet by injuring the U.S. players. Another parody, this one of the Avengers, is right on the mark. The only way to preserve our country's honor is for Hymie to enter the track meet and Max to protect him.

The Hot Line
KAOS discovers the phone number of the Chief's hot line. They impersonate the president and order Max to take over CONTROL. Max does and sends the chief undercover as a singing waiter. John Byner appears as a KAOS agent. The Chief reveals that he was an agent so long ago that he doesn't have a number, just a letter.

The Reluctant Redhead
CONTROL wants to get The Krispin Papers, files that contain a list of KAOS informers and agents. Krispin will only exchange the files for his missing wife Amanda. Since they don't have Amanda, CONTROL assigns Max to convert mousy lookalike Mimsi Sage into wild and crazy Amanda Krispin. Cesar Romero guest stars.

Die,Spy
It's the move KAOS and CONTROL have been dreading, the introduction of a third spy agency, ACB. Max and new agent Samuels, a Bill Cosby act-alike, become traveling ping pong performers to flush out Kubacheck, the head of ACB. This episode is a brilliant parody of I Spy and even features Robert Culp in a hysterical cameo as a waiter.