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Rimmer (Chris Barrie) watches on as Lister (Craig Charles) gets to know Kochanski (C.P. Grogan) (from: 'THE END')


Obviously it's not cheating... Lister (Chris Barrie) watches as Rimmer (Chris Barrie) prepares a few memory aids for his latest exam (from: 'THE END')

EPISODE GUIDE

THE END: Meet Lister and Rimmer, the two lowest ranking crew members and bunkmates aboard Red Dwarf. All the two ever do is bicker with each other over increasingly mundane things. Rimmer hopes to be an officer, but can't pass the exams and Lister is simply a self-made slob who spends his nights drunk with his friends, Peterson, Chen and Selby and whom has fallen for Navigation Officer, Kristine Kochanski. They had a brief fling and broke up, but Lister is still besotted with her. Life is a chore for the two lowest ranked members of the crew, but one day things change quite drastically.
It seems like any normal day. After the funeral of a crew member and his subsequent welcome back onto the ship (as a hologram) Rimmer is taking yet another attempt at passing his exams, but has left his revision rather late (as usual) so is reduced to copying out his textbooks onto his arms... needless to say, he very quickly fails. But that's Rimmer's life all over. However, Lister is the one in for the nasty surprise. After it is discovered that Lister has smuggled a cat on board, he is brought before Captain Hollister who orders him to either hand over the animal or be put into suspended animation for six months. Lister wants to keep the Cat, it's part of his dream of living on Fuji. A plan he's worked on for years. So he opts for stasis, having time frozen for six months.
Unfortunately, it is three million years before Holly (Red Dwarf's now senile computer with an IQ of six thousand PE teachers), revives him. The crew are dead, killed in a radiation leak caused by Rimmer's inept maintenance skills except for one man, Rimmer. Holly decided to bring him back as a hologram to keep Lister sane, despite the fact the crew despise each other and Rimmer despises Lister more now he's dead and the slobbish one gets to stay alive! Lister isn't alone for long, though. The appearance of a man in an incredibly sharp suit prompts Holly to explain how Lister's cat was sealed in the cargo hold and evolved over three million years into the most vain species ever, the Cat people whose greatest achievement (in their eyes) was the invention of the steam operated trouser press. Lister decides the only thing to do is to go back to Earth, and the three million year long journey begins. The Beginning.

FUTURE ECHOES: Lister has decided to go into stasis on the trip back to Earth, much to Rimmer's dismay. After all, it'll mean the hologram is left alone for three million years. Either that or he'll be turned off with not much hope of being turned on again when the crew reach Earth. However, this idea is cut short when Hol;y casually informs the crew that Red Dwarf has been accelerating for three million years and has just broken the light barrier.
The crew begin to see images from their future. Lister encounters a conversation with Rimmer before it happens and the Cat is seen with a broken tooth before it breaks. Holly explains that these sightings are 'future echoes.' It turns out that everyones' future is predetermined and that therefore it can be played out in front of their eyes. So everything they see happening in the images will happen at some point. Unluckily for Lister, the next image involves him being blown up into his component atoms by a large explosion in the drive room. Happily for Rimmer, this involves Lister being blown into his component atoms by a rather large explosion in the drive room.
Lister decides to try and cheat the laws of time and space and tries to change his fate by saving the Cat's tooth, but finds it impossible. He is dejected, especially when Holly tells him that the drive room is in danger of exploding and he must go help. Expecting to die, Lister is determined to go out with a bang ("If Death comes near me, I'll rip his tits off!")
However, when he doesn't die both he and Rimmer are confused. An appearance by his future self soon explains that it was his son, Bexley, who died in the drive room and not him. He then leaves Lister with a vision of himself and two babies. How does he get two babies with no woman on board? Lister doesn't know, but reckons it's going to be a laugh finding out!

BALANCE OF POWER: Lister hates being under Rimmer's command, having to complete millions of meaningless tasks and being denied any cigarettes. The hologram has hidden in the entire ship's supply so that Lister will be forced to comply to his every wish in order to fed his addiction. The other downside of Rimmer's rule is that he is the ship's hologram, and Holly can only sustain one hologram at a time. This is a blow to Lister who is still crazy about Kristine Kochanski and wants to spend a night with her to tell her how he really feels. Of course, Rimmer refuses to be turned off even for one evening and so Lister comes up with a plan to get his way. He'll take the exams Rimmer has tried to pass for years, and he'll persistently try until he passes and becomes an officer. Therefore he'll outrank Rimmer and the hologram will have to do whatever he wishes.
Rimmer knows that Lister couldn't pass an engineering exam, he doesn't own any loose leaf file paper for a start! But so does Lister and he surprises Rimmer by informing him that he isn't intending to take the engineering exam. He's intending to take the Chef's exam instead! Not that he wants to be a chef, he just wants to be above Rimmer so he can gain access to Kochanski's personality disk and have her as ship's hologram. And a chef is way above Rimmer's rank of Second Technician... Rimmer realises the danger and tries to persuade Lister otherwise but its too late.
Rimmer despairs as Lister sits the exam, he even tries interrupting Lister in Kochanski's body to convince him to stop but Lister sees right through Rimmer's feeble attempts to thwart him. As the results come in, Rimmer can only look on helplessly as Lister announces emphatically that he is now an officer.

WAITING FOR GOD: OK, so Lister was lying about the chef's exam, but there are more exciting things unfolding. Rimmer is more than ecstatic to find that Red Dwarf has encountered a pod. With an unshakeable belief in the existence of aliens, Rimmer immediately assumes it to be a pod from some sort of alien battle cruiser with a warrior inside with six breasts that can make him a body. Meanwhile, Lister is rather happy to discover that he is God.
Well, God of the Cat People, anyway. Lister is shocked to find in the Cat Bible that he is Cloister the Stupid, who gave his life to save the holy mother, Frankenstein (his pet cat) His slobby lifestyle was their religion, and his dream of a farm on Fuji is their version of the Promised Land. Lister finds that the cats died in holy wars arguing over what coloured cardboard hats to have on Fuji and that they invented five sacred laws of which Lister has already broken four (he would have done the fifth, but there weren't any sheep on board.) Shamed by what he has created he decides to try and explain it to the Cat, but the creature has once again managed to disappear. Following the Cat into the bowels of the ship, Lister discovers that one other cat remains, a devout priest who still follows the sacred laws unlike the Cat who is more interested in being cool, and talking about his investigating feet. The priest reveals that he and the Cat are the last of their people, the others having left Red Dwarf in pursuit of the Promised Land. He himself has lost faith in the old ways and is shocked by Lister's appearance. So much so that he dies moments after Lister meets him and tells him that he will be with him in the Promised Land.
Still, there is some consolation. Lister and Holly worked out relatively quickly that Rimmer's pod was in fact a Red Dwarf garbage pod, and Lister has lots of fun playing along with his hopes and dreams before finally revealing it to him.

CONFIDENCE AND PARANOIA: Lister, still hung up on a girl he only dated for three weeks, wants to find out if Kochanski ever really loved him. He always put down their failure to advise given to him by his friends that he was controlled by his confidence and paranoia, the former trying to help him and the latter trying to scuttle him. Rimmer proclaims the idea hogwash, saying that the only stranger things than Lister's concept were events where it rained fish in Belgium and where the Mayor of Warsaw exploded.
Lister wants to know the truth but is in for a shock when he goes to the Officer's block to read Kochanski's dream recorder, Rimmer hasn't decontaminated it yet and Lister falls foul to a bout of pneumonia. However, this is now a three million year old mutated version of the virus. The virus makes his dreams become solid people and events, so it is of little surprise that it rains fish in the corridors and the Mayor of Warsaw explodes in front of a startled Rimmer.
Finally, Lister's imaginary guiders, his Confidence and Paranoia are created and the wreak havoc with his self esteem (one is always complementing him, the other hates him). Whilst his confidence is showering him with flattering comments about his guitar playing (especially that amazing love song), Rimmer tries to tell Lister that the two newcomers must be destroyed so that he can be cured but Confidence, knowing that he would die, has other plans. Appealing to Lister's desires about Kochanski, he and Lister devise a way of brining Kochanski aboard Red Dwarf. It turns out that Holly can support two holograms if certain systems are turned off and so if they have her personality disk they can bring back Lister's former love. However, Rimmer refuses to hand it over still insistent that the visitors are insane and must be destroyed before they kill Lister. However, Confidence has gotten into Lister's psyche and he won't listen. He quickly works out where Rimmer his the disks and sets off to get Kochanski's.
It turns out Rimmer was right and that Confidence is mad, killing Paranoia in the interest of taking control of Lister, trying to kill Lister himself by tempting him and ultimately committing suicide by taking his helmet off in space. Still, now he is cured of his illness and at least Lister has Kochanski's disk. He hooks it up to the mainframe of the ship and switches it on... but he is in for a shock. It produces a second Rimmer, who takes delight in revealing that he’d never be stupid enough to put Kochanski's disk in its correct box where any old idiot could get their hands on it! Lister thought he had it bad before, now he's got it in stereo!

ME^2 : The two Rimmers have decided to get away from Lister by moving into a room together, which is a joy to Lister who can finally live out his slobby existence exactly how he chooses. Gone are the books on picking up women by hypnosis and the endless piles of astro-navigation revision and in comes the true bachelor pad of toothpaste squeezed form wherever Lister chooses and his favourite copy of the pop-up Karma Sutra. But although starting out peachy, it's clear that there are problems. Neither Rimmer wants to appear weak, so they keep pushing each other in work, exercise and basically everything else until they are both cracking up. It seems that Rimmer is so screwed up he can't even get along with an identical version of himself.
Meanwhile, Lister has got hold of Rimmer's death video, a macabre title constructed by Holly upon the hologram's request. After spinning through the hours of poetry recitals, self gratifying narration and put-downs of everyone in his life he finally gets to the video replay of the last moments of his life, spent in the Drive Room explaining to Hollister why he had failed to fix the drive plate properly. Lister discovers that the odious man's last words, spoken after being his by a nuclear wind, were 'Gazpacho Soup'. Why? And why is November 25th marked out in Rimmer's diary as "Gazpacho Soup Day?" He is determined to find out and the chance finally appears when the two Rimmers have a blazing row with each other over their mother, and the former one walks out on his other to go back to the bunk room.
Lister decides the only way for peace to reign is to delete one of them, and it is the original Rimmer who looses the toss. Just before he is wiped, Lister convinces him to tell the truth about 'Gazpacho Soup.' It is the sad story of when he ate at the captain's table and asked for his soup to be warmed up (he didn't know gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold) and how he ate it as the rest of the officers laughed at him. Rimmer considers it the end of his career that he didn't know the proper dining etiquette and puts all his shortcomings down to it. Humiliated, he demands to be deleted immediately but it turns out that Lister has already deleted the other Rimmer and he was put through hell just so Lister could hear the story. Rimmer makes Lister promise never to mention gazpacho soup again. The trouble is, Lister can't resist the temptation.....


BEHIND THE SCENES

REGULAR CAST
Lister
Craig Charles

Rimmer
Chris Barrie

Cat
Danny John-Jules

Holly
Norman Lovett

GUEST CAST
Hollister
Mac McDonald

Kochanski
C.P. Grogan

Peterson
Mark Williams

Chen
Paul Bradley

Selby
David Gillespie

The premise of the show was based on an on-running sketch Rob and Doug had written for their radio show, Son of Cliché called "Dave Hollins: Space Cadet" featuring (you guessed it) the last human alive. It was picked over such gems of ideas as "Captain Invisible and the See-Thru Kid" (very cheap to make, point out Rob and Doug) and a Spanish detective series. The show wasn't looked upon favourably by BBC bosses but eventually Rob and Doug did enough begging and the first series was made.
Holly was originally not going to be seen in the show. However, Norman Lovett considered it would be a 'waste of his assets' if his face was not shown on screen. Finally, Rob and Doug relented and the first three episodes (which had already been filmed) had Holly included in them. Other members of the cast adapted well to their parts, especially Danny John Jules who made the right impression at his audition by turning up in character as the Cat.
The show was not received well by some critics (one particularly racist reviewer labelling the show 'Brown Dwarf'), but the audience, however small, apparently loved it. However, viewing figures were never high and continued to drop throughout the series.
One question constantly asked by the fans is the genesis of the universal Red Dwarf insults 'smeg' and 'smeghead.' It has been suggested that Rob and Doug chose a variation on an American insult but this is false. In an interview included in a Red Dwarf video box set ('Six of the Best') the pair reveal it simply "had the right consonant and vowel arrangement" and instantly caught on. Incidentally, one rumour which is true is the existence of a Swedish company called Smeg who even have their own web site (I'll link to it when I dig up the address.)
Rob and Doug's favourite episode of the series is 'Future Echoes' and there were also plans for an episode based on 'Frankenstein' in which Rimmer steals parts of Lister's body to create his own which were shelved due to lack of capital and hastily re-written into 'Me^2'. Elements of the script were used in 'Balance of Power' when Rimmer fights his own arm. 'Future Echoes' was the most science fiction oriented episode of the first series, and the sort of thing the BBC didn't like. Had Rob and Doug stuck exclusively to their brief, most episodes would have been constructed in the same vein as 'Balance of Power' and 'Waiting for God' with their character based themes, particularly between Rimmer and Lister. This latter style was revisited by the series, however, much later in its history in Red Dwarf VIII.

OTHER DWARF DEVELOPMENTS

In 1998, to celebrate the show's 10th anniversary, the first three series were Remastered with new graphics, scenes, SFX and sounds including an all new CG Red Dwarf. The biggest changes appeared in 'The End' where extra crowds were added for crew scenes, extra skutters around the ship and several dialogue changes particularly the inclusion of new footage filmed by Norman Lovett, who had extra hair stuck to his head for continuity given his now less than hair filled appearance. Other changes in Red Dwarf I included re-tweaking of various lines of dialogue to make room for extra model shots and new artwork to illustrate the development of the cat race in 'The End' and 'Waiting for God'.

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