Cabbage is the new situation comedy written by the creator of the Hex Files and Plugs. A new comedy (which isn't a spoof), it focuses on the so-called lives of two men who are quiet frankly, rock bottom. Each episode can be downloaded as they become avaliable.

Preston and Martin, two of life’s dropouts at the end of their batch. United together, in a flat, in Bristol, with Preston’s mum. Things can only get worse.....

Preston is a trainee hairdresser with the wit of a packet of cornflakes and the looks to match.

Martin is the other one.

Together they lead a sad life in a sad flat in Coleslaw Avenue. With only one thing on their minds.

It’s NOT going to be pleasant.

The Episodes

Episode 1: EXAMINATION
Preston is faced with the prospect of losing his job if he can't pass the trainnee hairdressers exam, however, Martin being as resorceful as ever comes up with an idea to change hs chances. Sometimes hope can only lie in the most idiotic of schemes....

Download Episode 1 in Word for Windows format.
Download Episode 1 in Works for Windows format.

Episode 2: GIRLFRIEND
It's Martin's lucky night when an extremley attractive buisness woman gives him her phone number, but Preston hasn't had so much luck. However, he is suspisious of why anyone would want to go out with Martin and he soon finds out about Martin's little white lie which involves representing the woman in an impending court case. One problem: Martin knows nothing about law.

Download Episode 2 in Word for Windows format.
Download Episode 2 in Works for Windows format.

Available Track: The Dance of the Skeletons (Monkey Island)
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