Videl's List-O-Pickup Lines!

The following pickup lines are intended to be a source of humor and not to be taken seriously. If you really want to use them as a way of picking up the opposite sex, go right on ahead, don't let me stop you; I am just merely giving you a warning so that you won't write to me later complaining about how the pickup lines backfired. So yes... please use the following pickup lines in whatever way you want, but just remember my warning.

You remind me of a green bottle 'cause I want to Mount and Dew you.

"Have you ever kissed a rabbit right between the ears?" Pull out your pant's pockets, so that they're hanging out, then say: "Would you like to?"

You say: "Do you have a boyfriend?" She says: "Yes." You say: "Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me."

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause you've been checking out my packages all day long!

Hey baby, wanna sit on my face and glaze me like a donut?

Hey baby, wanna play Train Conductor? You sit on my face and I'll chew, chew, chew!

What's your name? 'Cause in my dreams last night, I called you Angel.

Hey baby, if you show me yours, I'll show you mine!

You have something on your backside... my eyes.

Do you know what I like best about you? My arm around you.

I hope you know CPR 'cause you're taking my breath away.

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten I See.

You sure have pretty eyeballs. Of course, they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

I don't own a sail boat, but I do like being blown ashore.

You remind me of a compass 'cause I'd be lost without you.

You look unfresh; would you like to use my natural tampon?

Hey baby, wanna play Lion? You kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat.

Is it cold outside, or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?

Excuse me, but do you have any Kleenex? I made a mess in my pants thinking about you.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something... my jaw!

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