Videl’s List-O-Pickup Lines (Cont.)!

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Let's have breakfast together; shall I call you or nudge you?

If you went swimming with me, I'd lick you dry.

Do you believe in love at first sight? How about the synchronocity of multiple orgasms?

I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you just ate.

Motion for girl to come here with one finger, then say: "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do wish all five!"

[grab girls ass]"Excuse me miss, but is this seat taken?"

Hey baby, can I get some fries with that SHAKE

Boy, I wish I had a swing like that in my back yard!

If I could be anything, I'd be your body lotion.

If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour.

Anything drugs can do, I can do with my tongue.

I'm a morning person, so why don't you spend the night?

I'm filthy rich and have six weeks to live.

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age, what d'ya say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?

Will you be my love buffet so that I can lay you down and take what I want?

You remind me of a riffle; one cock and you'll blow!

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