Videl’s List-O-Pickup Lines (Cont.)!

Fuck me if I'm wrong... but haven’t we met before?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your Bed Rock!

There's a party in my pants and you’re invited.

You know, that shirt is very becoming on you.... of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

The word of the day is "LEGS" so let's go to my house and spread the word.

You say: “Hey baby, wanna get a pizza and fuck?” They say: “No” You say: “What’s the matter, you don't like pizza?”

How about a Math lesson baby; we could add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible!”

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

At the office copy machine, say: "Reproducing? Can I help?"

So, do you wanna see something really swell?

All those curves, and me with no brakes

They call me Milk, because I do your body good.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Smiling's the second best thing a person can do with their mouth...why don't I show you the first?

Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock, it's a gem!

I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like!

Baby, love is my fuel, and you fill my tank.

You have 206 bones in your body, you want another?

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