Videl’s List-O-Pickup Lines (Cont.)!

Your daddy must have been a drug dealer 'cause you dope!

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Baby, heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause there's one standing in front of me right now.

Check the tag on his/her shirt, and say: "Just as I thought, Made in Heaven"

Baby, you won't EVER get into heaven, 'cause it MUST be a sin to look that good!

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Do you have a quarter? ‘Cause I told my mom I’d call her as soon as I found the woman of my dreams.

Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant you & grow a whole field of you.

Your dad must have been a baker ‘cause you have the best buns.

Excuse me but is your last name Gillette.... ‘cause you are the best a man can get!

I was just sitting here, holding this cigarette, when I realized I'd rather be holding you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Excuse me, but I’m gonna have to put you under citizen’s arrest, ‘cause it's got to be illegal to be looking that good!

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

You are the reason men fall in love.

Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them?

What's your sign?

Love is like a rug. Walk all over me... lie on me... but no animals allowed.

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