Videl’s List-O-Pickup Lines (Cont.)!

If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.

I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth.

You must be lost ‘cause I have never seen anyone so beautiful here before.

You're what God imagined when he said, "Let there be woman."

Did you just smile, or was that the sun coming out?

This menu looks good, but you're the most delicious thing here.

"I hear there's a party in your mouth, am I invited to come?"

"If you and I were Squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?"

"I've got the F, the C, and the K, now all I need is U"

"I see that your shoes are having a party, why don't you tell your panties to come on down"

"You've just made my day, so why not make my night?"

You Say: “Hi, how do you feel today?” They Say:” Fine. “ You Say: “I asked how you felt, not how you look!”

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book... so what's one more?

You make my software turn into hardware.

That's a nice dress...could I talk you out of it?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I’d put U and I together

Wet your finger and touch his/her's shirt, then say: "Let's get you out of those WET clothes!"

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