What kind of music does he write?
MC Shaggity-Shag writes music ripe with social commentary, with a deep-down beat that makes ya move ya feet. Hip-Hop to make ya Flip ya Top. With his DJ, DJ Wickety-Whack, he lays down his important hip-hop lyrics over a collection of plagiarized soulful jams.

Updated 4/20/97: The Shag PHAQ has been made aware that, in truth, MC Shaggity-Shag's former DJ, DJ Wickety-Whack, actually left three years ago to join the world's first all-DJ orchestra. Since then, Shag has been travelling with one DJ Phresh Loaf, who, oddly enough, looks exactly like DJ Whickety-Whack. We apologize for any inconvenience this misinformation may have caused.

What sort of awards has he won?
MC Shaggity-Shag has been the recipient of many awards, including the Presidential Award for Perfect Attendance in grades 4-8, the Boy Scout Fund Raising Award, and the Tone-Deaf Music Fans' Choice Award for his song, "Tone-Deafness (It's Where the Mall Is)."

Where may I have heard some of his stuff?
You may have heard him in many big arenas, clubs and bars nationwide. For instance, he recently followed Coolio across the country, playing in the lobby for the arriving fans. He also has written several special-interest songs, one of which is "Carrot-Bird (It's Where the Mall Is)", the theme song for the cult film, "Carrot-Bird."

How can I get him to be the father of my child?
You'd be surprised how often we get asked this question. If you wish to meet MC Shaggity-Shag for any reason at all, please write down your name and measurements on a 3"x5" index card and leave it in the little soup can behind the 7-11 down the street. If he feels he has time, he might respond personally. Please be considerate; no male respondents, please.

How come I never heard of him before?
Well, obviously, you have never paid attention. MC Shaggity-Shag has appeared on "COPS" three times as "The Domestic Violator #2", "Sgt. Wright" and "Jaywalker #1." He was also featured in The Dukes of Hazzard: The Lost Episodes, as well as The New Adventures of Shag. His most famous work, "Carrot-Bird (It's Where the Mall Is)" was never used in the film, due to a last-minute decision.

Is this guy for real?
MC Shaggity-Shag is an artist, and therefore feels he does not have to answer questions such as this.

Why does DJ Phresh Loaf's page look so much cooler than Shag's?
Cuz MC Shaggity-Shag is too damn busy being an international Mack-Daddy pimp Star to be sitting in front of the damn computer all day. You can't be The Mack ifya waste ya time typing on The Mac.

Yeah? Why don't you get off the road?
Oh yeah? Why don't you go take your Ritalin, Popsicle?

Are you blind?
Nope. I do have trouble seeing what makes you so damn special, though.

Why does MC Shaggity-Shag smell like a sulphur plant?
When MC Shaggity-Shag was young, his father punished him by making him bathe in rotten-egg water. Ever since then, the smell has been soaked into his skin. With his newfound riches, however, it should not be long before the egg-smell is gone forever.