Spock the Rock
There
once was a guy called Spock
Every
yeoman thought him a knock
But
then Captain Kirk
Just
said with a smirk
"To
you he'll be cold as a rock."
There
once was a guy named Kirk
Whose
friend Spock an eyebrow would quirk
When
Jim, like a dimbo
Would
shag any bimbo
"As
I'm captain," he'd say, "it's a perk."
There
once was a doc named McCoy
Healing
patients he found a great joy
He
would say, "I'm a doctor"
"Not
anything else, sir"
But
he'd do what was asked for Jim-boy
There
was a young ensign named Chekov,
who
told twenty Klingons to "Bek ov!"
He
was pointing, you see,
a
phaser with glee.
'Twas
a Russian "inwention", he's sure of.
A
fine engineer works a lot. He
can
do anything on the dot, see?
While
he'd say, "Dinna ken,"
when
the captain'd ask, "When?"
He
loved to hear, "Beam me up, Scotty!"
The
lovely lieutenant Uhura,
with
her captain raised quite a furora
'Twas
the nineteen sixties,
in
those days on TV,
interracial
kiss caused a brouhaha.