T'Reija:

Spock the Rock

There once was a guy called Spock
Every yeoman thought him a knock
But then Captain Kirk
Just said with a smirk
"To you he'll be cold as a rock."
 
 
 

Marlissa Campbell:

There once was a guy named Kirk
Whose friend Spock an eyebrow would quirk
When Jim, like a dimbo
Would shag any bimbo
"As I'm captain," he'd say, "it's a perk."

There once was a doc named McCoy
Healing patients he found a great joy
He would say, "I'm a doctor"
"Not anything else, sir"
But he'd do what was asked for Jim-boy

There was a young ensign named Chekov,
who told twenty Klingons to "Bek ov!"
He was pointing, you see,
a phaser with glee.
'Twas a Russian "inwention", he's sure of.

A fine engineer works a lot.  He
can do anything on the dot, see?
While he'd say, "Dinna ken,"
when the captain'd ask, "When?"
He loved to hear, "Beam me up, Scotty!"

The lovely lieutenant Uhura,
with her captain raised quite a furora
'Twas the nineteen sixties,
in those days on TV,
interracial kiss caused a brouhaha.