Murder in the Skankiverse-  The logical sequel to "Scandal in the Skankiverse."

TOS Remix Series - Classic Trek with  a twist...

TOS Limericks - A page of collected limericks, all started off by T'Reija's mindsnortingly funny, "Spock the Rock".  Just to get you in the mood, here's my little disclaimer:

There once was a studio named Paramount
Who of money, they say, made a fair amount
Fan fiction they decried
But the fans just replied
Better tales we can tell since we care about

All hail "The Powers That Be,"
'cause they have more money than me.
But I have a lot
of what they do not:
a great love of Star Trek, you see.
 

.., A Little Foundation Before the Rouge... -  Parts 1-8.  Jay's riff on an unfortunate typo by Pocket Books...   This story is as yet unfinished, so I hope everyone will pester Jay mercilessly until he completes it :-P

.., A Little Foundation Before the Rouge...  -  Parts 9-10

The Monster in the Mirror - SesameTrek: Is Sisko scared of Gul Dukat? Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo...

The Jelly Putty Changeling Jamboree - More silliness from the mother of a preschooler. Hey, it's rerun season, who's going to complain?

Whiney, Scrawny Hirogen -   An adaptation of "Tawny Scrawny Lion".  "What's the way to a hungry Hirogen's heart?  Through his stomach, of course."

 Blue's Deep Space Nine Adventure (Parts 1-4) - "Quark's private stash of latinum is missing.  Can super-sleuth Steve Burns and his trusty puppy, Blue, find them?"  Sorry, but I'm afraid you'll have to use your own imagination to finish this one--but it's still great good fun!

The Antiques Roadshow Goes to Bajor - A DS9/Antiques Roadshow crossover parody.

Comes A Ferengi - "You Know Rom Has Been Watching Too Much 'Highlander' When..."

The Freak - "What Miles finds in the old MU he may not like--or he just might. A parody of the MU episodes, not of anybody or anything."

Worf's Warriors - "At times, The Dominion War could be quite wacky; Just look inside this Dominion Prison Camp."

Blazing Starships - "....Or Never Give A Spin-Off An Even Break."

Blazing Starships 2! - Because No One Demanded It! - "When we last left Captain Sisko, he had just successfully taken himself hostage to fend off a crowd of angry but dumb Bajorans; As we resume, we see Jean-Luc Picard, waiting in the office."

Blazing Starships 3! - The Ever Ending Saga - "As Commander Sisko settles in at DS9, his crew takes shape.  Despite this setback, he presses on.  Garak does pressing on the side. One bar of silver-pressed latinum and he'll press a whole closetful of Starfleet Uniforms.  Two bars and he'll keep your size quiet."  Now if I could just figure out what happend to "Blazing Starships 2"...

Men With Pasts - DS9 meets "Highlander."

Dukat in Hell - The words, "cruel and unusual punishment" spring to mind.  Even Dukat doesn't deserve such a fate...

Winn in Hell - A short sequel to "Dukat in Hell"

The Silence Of The Laws - Section 31 strikes again...

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PRESS RELEASE: STAR TREK VOYAGER HALLMARK(tm) XMAS DECORATIONS - 1999.  "Today, Hallmark announced their new 1999 line of Star Trek themed Christmas Decorations.  This year focuses solely on the Voyager crew and new items are due to be shipped to the stores in time for December.  Todd Toddy Toddman of Hallmark design said they were particularly proud of this year's release as they featured many new innovations in toy and Christmas decoration technology."  Collection 1, Collection 2, Collection 3

Delta Sloane - Section 31's finest pays Captain Janeway a little visit...  (Tip, especially if you're familiar with Rob's other "Sloane" stories, do NOT eat or drink while reading the end of this story )

The Ex-Borg's New Clothes - "The Doctor makes Seven some new 'clothes'...."

 A Half-Klingon, A Talaxian, And A Frying Pan - "'May I enquire as to the function of the frying pan?'...'I would have thought that was obvious - we're going to fry something.'"  There's a bit of "language" in this one, but nothing I expect the average 13-year old hasn't heard before.  Still, consider yourself duly warned.

A Half-Klingon, Two Choir Boys, and A Vulcan - "Okay, which one of you buffoons had Chakotay duty?"

A Miniature Tractor Beam And A Bottle Of Lubricant -  "It wasn't difficult at all to get Chakotay back to the ship.  ...Getting him off the coffin was another matter entirely."

Denial And Drag Racing - "Tuvok, can you come to Chakotay's quarters? There's a bit of a situation here. Oh, and you'd better bring the Doctor as well. And some sacrificial security officers."

How Tom Used EM's Cold Medicine To Save The Day!!! - A sequel to "Earth Angel", and so (according to Suz Voy herself!) "is quite disturbed."

The Longest Ride - Captain Janeway finds herself embarrassed due to someone else's...indiscretion.

Schrodinger's Kitchen - "You know you've been watching too much Star Trek when
you're re-watching Elogium, notice them go into the mess hall on deck six, and think 'Wasn't the mess room on deck two in Learning Curve?'.  Then when you're watching Threshold (again) and realise that they couldn't get a pattern lock on Paris because he was in two places, not because of the mutation...."

Schrodinger's Cargo Bay - The breathlessly awaited sequel to 'Schrodinger's Kitchen' (and well worth the wait too!).  Paris tries to convince Janeway that she is, in fact, dead.

2. The Boy Who Cried Borg - Paris finds a new way to get dates, but is it as foolproof as it seems?

3. The Three Crewmembers Gruff - Voyager wants to cross a shipping lane, but there's a Kazon ship behind a nearby planet with other ideas.

4. Voyager's New Cloak - Some aliens offer Janeway a cloaking device, but is everything as it seems?

5. The Borg and the Sun - Seven of Nine and B'Elanna Torres get into an argument, and decide to settle things the old-fashioned way... through seduction.

6. Goldilocks and the Three Chicks - 'Goldilocks' sneaks into the house of the Three Chicks while they're out on their daily walk, but they arrive home early and he
must try and get out unseen...

The unofficial MSTed version of "Goldilocks and the Three Chicks" - Commentary by Melanie.

The Liberty and the Voyager - Un-numbered parable, taking place in an alternate universe.

And personally...I can't wait until Sasscat finishes story number 7: 'Seven and the White Dwarfs'!
 
 

Kombat Trek - Starring Liu Kirk, Vulcan (god of thunder and logic), Jean Luc Cage, and...you get the idea :-D

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