DUNCAN MacLEOD
Highlander Clone Line
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I Put a Spell on You Duncan
Wish those unruly neighbors would grow curly tails and snouts like the pigs they truly are? Got a boss you wish would just drop dead on the spot or perhaps just have YOUR job for a day to see what it is really like? Ever wish all that traffic on the freeway would just disappear? Or the trash would just take itself out? Here is the clone that can make it happen. Warning: Clones R Us is NOT responsible for spells that backfire or don't work out quite right. We suggest you see Fantasia if you do not understand this warning.
Phineas Duncan Fogg
Ever wanted to go around the world in 80 days? This clone is your man! He comes with his own inflatable balloon, carpet bag and money. A Passepartout of your choice can be supplied for a modest extra sum. Maurice's grandfather might be willing to do the honours! Anyway, this Duncan is the epitome of the Victorian British gentleman, will treat you like a princess, has the customary stiff upper lip and sword hidden inside his cane. He will defend your honour to the death, but when the adventure nears it's end, there is a good chance he may show you all the passion that's hiding beneath that steely reserve.
Romance Novel Duncan
He's gorgeous, simply gorgeous! Be still my beating heart! Yes, now you too can have a hunk of a man, always impeccably groomed, ready to jump to the defense of your honor at a moments notice. Can swing from ropes, gracefully mount horses, do this neat walkover thingy with chairs and do battle with the enemy armed only with a turkey leg (included).
Wild Man Duncan
See him track mountain guys using nothing but his head! See him take off his shirt and tie parts of it around his arms for no apparent reason! See him run through rivers in slow motion! See him eat wild berries like a chipmunk! See him take a dive off a cliff! Hear his bones do that neat crackly thing as they realign! See him washing up in the river half nekkid! This clone is a must for your next camping trip!
Musketeer Duncan
Ever want to be one of the Three Musketeers? Then we have the clone for you. This clone is well versed in the swashbuckling arts. Ever ready to defend a ladies honor. Be warned this clone has expressed an interest in learning to read so have appropriate reading material available.
Duende Duncan
This Duncan clone lives up to his name. He is simply beyond good at everything he does. Whether it is dancing the Flamenco, dueling in The Circle with his two swords (included), having a sauna or singing and dancing the Can-can in the rain, this Duncan does them all beyond his immortal best. Warning: this clone is not recommended for first time clone owners.
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