FITZ
Highlander Clone Line
Contemporary Fitz
Seeking an attentive, gentlemanly companion? Look no further than Contemporary Fitz. He's always ready to hold open a door, help you with your coat, pull out your chair, in short, all those small, attentive, courtly gestures that some of today's men have forgotten. This clone knows how to play the flirtation game and delights in reciprocal behavior. So, if you are ready to feel a bit spoiled (and who isn't), you might want to give this model a try.
Sophisticated Fitz
Getting ready to join the Society for Historical Anachronisms and need a date? This is the Clone for you! With his Old World charm and penchant for hand kissing, he'll fit right in with the lot of them! Just keep an eye on him around the ladies, and he'll be a perfect gentleman. If you are the lady in question, be on the lookout for places for a quiet rendezvous and be prepared to return with a twinkle in your eye and a song in your heart.
Cordon Bleu Fitz
An unending succession of sweet and sensuous treats await the owner of this model. (oh, yes, should we mention he can cook too?) What could be a tastier addition to your home kitchen than your own Immortal Cordon Bleu chef? (simulated credentials upon request) Just be certain to keep this model in expensive kitchenware and supplies and he'll keep you in culinary heaven. Don't hesitate to instruct him in the simpler but more interesting uses of certain food products -- this model is a willing learner, and will gladly not only assist you in certain highly caloric ways of amusing oneself, but will volunteer to help burn off those pesky extra calories.
Knight in Shining Armour Fitz
"My white knight, not a Lancelot or an angel with wings..." Oh, sorry, excuse the singing, but this just fits our Sir Fitz clone so well! Loyal, handsome and always ready to don the suit of armour (included) to slay dragons for his lady fair. This is a clone with a heart! Accessories include an oil can, change of head gear (ice bucket hat) and a can opener for emergencies. Note: suit of armour NOT suitable for making bee hive.
Sleepy Time Fitz
Wee sleepy Fitzy ran thru the town, upstairs and downstairs in his dressing gown! Actually this Fitz clone would much rather snooze and snuggle 24-7, preferably in a featherbed with heaps of satin comforters and plenty of goosedown pillows only rousing himself occasionally for a game of This Little Piggy. If you like 'em sedentary and easy to keep track of, this one's for you!
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