JOE
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Make My Day Joe
He has his marksmanship medal, his trusty weapon, and a great dose of testosterone to go with them! A lot of fun, especially if you'd like to eliminate the need to purchase a guard dog clone as well. Two for the price of one with this adorable yet feisty package. Be sure to check the weapons regulations in your community before ordering.
Mild Joe
This model comes armed only with his dazzling pearly whites and a great disposition. Plus, although you can't see it, he has a great singing voice and will burst into song if you smile back at him. More fun and interactive than a Furby, so what else could you possibly need?
Bartender Joe
If you are looking for a general all purpose Joe clone, just like you have grown to love on the show, this is the one for you. Let's you drink his wine (and he always had mighty fine wine) and other stock for free. He can occasionally be persuaded to sing, but mostly he just hangs out talking with friends at all hours of the day and night. A good starter clone for those who have not owned a clone before.
Hey, Kids! Let's Put on a Show Joe
Yes, always ready to sing, this Joe clone is great at organizing a show! Get one for your community theatre group. Then you won't have to put up with all the surley directors who ban bananas from the set. The Let's Put on a Show Joe is always in a good mood (for a director) and will never yell and scream and throw a tantrum (unless you don't show for dress rehearsal). Comes with his own library of scripts and libretti.
Who Knew Joe
When asked about his hairstyle his response is "who knew what'd happen when you stick your finger in a socket?" Our version of Joe as a ditz (which is really going against character).
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