METHOS
Highlander Clone Line
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Twinkle Toes Methos
"This little cloney went to Joe's bar. This little cloney stayed home. This little cloney ate road tar. This little cloney had none. This little cloney would love nothing more than a new home."
Beer Guzzling Methos
Bring your wallet and your American Express, because this man will drink your credit line to oblivion. Not known for paying his bar tab, he'll expect you to do it, and soon you'll be up to your neck in stories about the Roman Empire.
Early Morning Methos
Need a friendly ear in the middle of the night? This is NOT the clone for you! He's crabby and carries a big sword. But he will offer you coffee just to make you leave. Looks damned good, but VERY distracting!
The Horseman Goes Modern Methos
Ever the expert rider, Methos hasn't lost a lot of flair over the past five thousand years....but this time, he prefers the carrot to the stick.
Sprawling Methos
Do you have a problem couch? One that is just hideous
but you cannot get rid of it because it was a gift
from Aunt Bertha?
Move over Lynette Jennings and Martha Stewart the
Sprawling Methos Clone is the solution to this problem.
With this clone sprawled on that ugly sofa no one
will even notice the sofa is there let alone that
atrocious puce color.
Wait! There's more!
Buy one Sprawling Methos Clone at regular price and get more for half price! That's right! Half Price! NO LIMIT! Cover up other ugly furniture, spots on your rugs, holes in your walls, that unmade bed, anything!
Sprawling and Covering Suggestions
Your Displays May Vary
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