Introducing the fantastic revolutionary new kinsu knives. Individually hand crafted in your choice of twenty third world countries. Look at the craftsmanship. This two handled knife has edges so sharp you can saw a brick (Not recommended for use with food). This set with it's sturdy Guatemalan Engineering will last a lifetime (lifetime meaning the expected time this product will work for).
But there's more. We are also giving this amazing pair of scissors that can cut through a coin, yes that's right a coin (not recommended for coins thicker than a sheet of tin foil). these scissors are individually valued at $19.95.
But there's more, yes that's right more, are we mad ? Receive this pair of shoes designed in AMERICAN (Made in Angola). This fashionable air conditioned pair of shoes will ensure you are the focal point of people no matter where ever you go. Make a statement of individuality, by proudly wearing these exquisite examples of imperial design. Valued at $199.95.
But wait there's even more, you'd think we were trying to get rid of this stuff for some reason. Receive this camel tooth brush. There is no better camel tooth brush in the world. With an extend handle to ensure a quick getaway if the camel does not take a fancy to the toothbrush. Valued at $29.95.
But wait there's more, yes more, even more. You get a free holiday to one of the countries that our marvellous kinsu knives are made in. That's right, a one week holiday to one of twenty charming countries. (Transportation, Accommodation, Annulations, Food and protection money additional).
And what would you expect to pay for this marvelous innovation in technology. $200 NO. $180 NO. $160 NO. $140 NO. $120 NO. $100 No. You think we were trying to stretch this out so our product appeared good value for money. No you get the fabulous set of 50 kinsu knives for only $99.99. Yes that right only $99.99. That's right folks, it's under a hundred dollars. (+ 69.95 Freight, handling, insurance and any other bull we can think of)
Call now to avoided disappointment. Only 1 000 000 units available. Our friendly operators are waiting for you call. Call us now on 0800 DAYLIGHT ROBBERY
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