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Bart Simpson

This underachiever has only one thing in mind: to raise hell and get into trouble. Whether on his skateboard or at school, Bart Simpson always finds ways the break the rules. He also seems to resemble Homer's ignorance and stupidity: never thinking before acting. Bart isn't always bad though. There seems to be some innocence and kindness that shines through occasionally (Putting the emphasis on occasionally). The character that Bart idolizes the most is Krusty. Whether saving him from jail, or uncovering him, Bart will goto any lengths to be with his hero.




Name: Bartholemew Jo-Jo Simpson
Age: 10
Height: 3'2"
Eyes: Black
Hair: Yellow
Jobs: 4th Grade Student - Present
Krusty's Assistant
Bartender
Heros: Krusty the Clown
Captain Lance Murdock
Ronnie Beck


Pranks

      • Flushes a cherry bomb down a toilet.
      • Rearranges the party snacks to "Boy our party sucks."
      • Loosens the top on Milhouse's salt shaker.
      • Lights Homer's tie on fire.
      • Tricks Flander's kids into giving cookies away.
      • Pretends to be Timmy O'Toole. (Trapped in well)
      • Pulls the carpet up, writes "Bart" on it.
      • Plays with and later breaks Grandpa's false teeth.
      • Flushes Homer's wallet and keys down the toilet.
      • Cuts all of baby Lisa's hair off.
      • Paints extra lines on the parking lot.
      • Leaves box factory tour.
      • Pops the heads off of Mr. Burns' statues.
      • Floods Mr. Burns' car.
      • Smashes Mr. Burns' windows.
      • Throws mail in the sewer with Milhouse.








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