Matt Sell

Matthew began his life like many others, as a young young child. Soon he grew older and began to watch television. He wished to one day star or at least be a part of the small screen. At the age of twelve Matt landed the role of the Skipper on Guilligan's island. He thrived for many years in this role. He even went on to make two feature films based on the show. It seemed to Matt that there was no where to go but up. Unfortunately, Matt was dead wrong. By the age of 15 Matt found himself type cast. All this despite the fact that he was a brilliant character actor. He soon found himself staring in a failed spin-off series entitled "My little Skipper," in which the Skipper settled down and married a hulla dancer who spoke no English. The concept seemed solid, but it failed after 3 episodes. Matt was heart broken. All the rest of the cast seemed to have carriers that took off after the show but him. He soon found himself as a boat captain on the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride. All of this, despite his lack of knowledge of the see. One fateful day, when giving the ride, he made a fatal mistake and drove the boat directly into the side of the pirate ship, killing two hundred small children. Matt was promptly fired. At the age of 16 Matt found himself a has-been. The only show on television that would take him, was a small, poorly made, cable access show called YRU-Up. There he stayed until he left.