The Red Scare
Dave grew up in a small fishing village outside a small town called Vishnag in the little known Russian State of Galmuggenslat. There he learned very little and was thought by all around him to not even be alive. Little did everyone around him know that inside that small vegetative boy, was the mind of a tyrant. One day a fisherman left his copy of The Prince too close to young Dave. He read it quickly and realized he could be the one to unify all the states of Italy under one strong regime. Little did he know he was hundreds of years too late. But fate held a different hand for Dave. Dave got on the wrong train and he soon found himself deep in communist controlled Tibet. There he was taken prisoner and shot. A normal author would end this story right now, but not me. I will ignore his death and go on with the story. While in Tibet he saw first hand the errors made in communist rule. They were hardly living up to there Marxist ideals. The proletariat was still as oppressed as ever. The Industrial Revolution was a giant machine that was fueled with the blood and bodies of the underclass. Could this machine be stopped?….the answer is no. Dave left Tibet after his failed uprising ended in the now famous, Early Tuesday morning massacre. In shame Dave found himself in the only place that would take ousted political refugees, America. Here he found himself disillusioned with capitalistic ideals as well. Though he did enjoy the fact that food and clothing were readily available. In the end he turned to public access television to have his ideas heard. He also liked making funny skits so YRU-Up was the place for him. Later he did other stuff.
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