Comments from a Jerk

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1/30/99


the jerk
Well, as a goal for the new year, I decided to expand my writing topics. Normally, in this space, you’d find me complaining about one thing or another. But I’ve been reading various modern psychology books, and it seems that I’m better then that. I have a whole new outlook on life and junk.

Anyway, my point is, I’m gonna write something else in this space. And I’ve decided to now focus more on pornographic stories. I mean, that’s really what people seem to be wanting these days right? I also figured that this site could use all the hits it can get, so I went straight to the head of YRU-Up Corp. and told him what I was thinking. He was very receptive and noted that he had been thinking of expanding beyond just pure humor. Smutty fiction seemed to be the way to go. So here’s a little story I call:

Brittany’s Trip to the Museum

It was a Saturday afternoon. The hot kind of day that made your clothes stick to all those naughty places. Brittany had decided earlier that this would be the perfect day to take a trip to the Museum. Her friend Jen was supposed to meet here there just after 2 o’clock. Two came and went, and Brittany began to worry. She found the pay phones and was about to make a call when she realized she didn’t have any change. The heart sank in her ripe young BREAST.

“If only had had worn some pants instead of this small, tight, black, mini,” she thought to herself lustfully. “But I didn’t, and now I can’t call Jen.”

Just then she looked over to the man on the phone next to her. He was tall and had the type of eyes that make you want to touch yourself repeatedly while thinking of his eyes. She tried not to listen in, but she caught enough to know his date was a no show.

This was the perfect opportunity to have sex with him. He looked over to her after he hung up the phone. He could smell the desire in her. It stunk bad. There was no need to waste time on pointless dialogue and they both knew it.

The man took Brittany by the hand and led her to a small alcove behind the fossil display. There, they stripped naked and did it for a while.

Afterward, Brittany could barely stand. She had just had the best sex of her life with a complete stranger in a public place. He said his name was Chip and he gave her his number and said to give him a call any time

Later that week Brit gave him a call and it turned out to be a fake number. She was crushed.

The End

Well, that’s the story. If that turned you on, let me know, cause I’ll keep em coming. Until next time, sweet fantasies.

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