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Lame yearly reflections
1/14/99


Sean
Well, it’s a brand new year and you all know what that means? Yup, brand new articles about how what happened last year. So I suppose I will add one more flaming pile to the crap heap. And why not I ask? Who better then I, a man who lived through the year, to write about it? Certainly not some three-month-old that’s for sure. I mean what would it know? Not much, that’s for sure. I’d like to see that little bastard type this year-in-review. Or even one half as good. It’s not gonna happen, so forget about it.

So anyway, let’s talk about 1998, the year that was. So much happened let me tell you. Well, the big story of course was whole Bobbit thing. I mean what’s bigger then a guy getting his wang sliced by some foreign woman.

Then, let us not forget the Olympics. Nothing gets me more excited than the luge, and in Korea no less.

Umm, lets see, what else? Oh yeah, there was the whole Clinton mess. Of course, the last thing I care about is that whole Whitewater thing. If he wants to go rafting or whatever, it’s not my place to say anything. He’s the president after all. Give him a break.

But that’s just news, there was plenty more going on in the entertainment industry.

Did you know that the average nation price of a blowjob went down $2 this year? It’s a buyers market out there people.

In music this was the year of the young boy group. I’m glad to see boys II men have cleaned up their act and became white guys. And it’s good to know the BackStreet Boyz are back, and hopefully here to stay. I missed them.

So if there was one thing that could some up what 1998 was about I’d have to say non-linear algebra. That shit is tough.

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