Sorry about not putting this up last week, but I had this gigantic Physics midterm to study for and I don't think I did too well on it anyways. Don't be angry at me! I'll wear a giant Picachu suit, beat myself silly with my own staff, even actually wait for Echo 3 to reply to one of my e-mails, just as long as you don't stay angry at me. See, we're friends now. Isn't that nice? Well, enjoy the show!
Lady Riberu: Heh heh, um... Well he didn't give me a week's notice!
Prince Saturn Warrior: How could I have given you a week's notice? I didn't know the midterm would take up so much time in the first place!
Lady Riberu: Well, how do you expect me to find the time to write them?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Time? I write these things in a few hours starting every Sunday morning around 6:30! How much time do you take?
Lady Lita: Um, shouldn't we get to the battle now?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh. Yeah. Right.
Lady Riberu: Sorry. Now who's fighting today?
Lady Lita: Jade, from the television series Shadow Raiders/War Planets, and Blackarachnia, from the television series Beasties/Beast Wars.
Prince Saturn Warrior so both fighters come from fully computer animated shows made by Mainframe Entertainment which both have different names in the states?
Lady Lita: I guess so.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Cool! And now, coming from the north entrance, everybody's favourite denizen of Planet Rock, Jade!
Crowd: Yay!
Jade: Thank you, thank you!
Lady Riberu: And now, from the southern entrance, the black widow herself, Blackarachnia!
Crowd: Yay!
Blackarachnia: You love me! You really love me!
Lady Lita: Um, yeah. Now let's start the battle, shall we?
Lady Riberu: Hey! Why did you get to ring the bell?
Lady Lita: Because I'm special.
Prince Saturn Warrior: But it was my turn! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Jade: Hasta la vista, baby.
Blackarachnia: What? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lady Lita: And Jade blows of Blackarachnia's head from the get go.
Jade: So, did I win or something?
Blackarachnia: Fat chance, slag hole.
Jade: What the...
Blackaracnia: Even when decapitated I'm still very much alive!
Jade: Wait. Unfair advantage! She should be disqualified!
Lady Riberu: Wait. Should she?
Prince Saturn Warrior: I don't know. What do you think, Lita?
Lady Lita: YES!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And the fight's over already, leaving Jade as the winner!
Blackarachnia: Oh, go suck a log!
Prince Saturn Warrior: What did you say?
Blackaracnia: You heard what I said!
Lady Lita: "You're my sunshine after the rain..."
Prince Saturn Wariror and Blackaracnia: Shut up!
Lady Lita: You want a piece of me? I said you want a piece of me?
Blackaracnia: Fine! I'll take your heart!
Lady Lita: Alright, you die, spider!
Lady Riberu: "My heart will go on and on..."
Blackarachnia: Don't you start!
Lady Riberu: Okay!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And it appears that the fight has changed slightly. It's now Lady Lita vs. Blackarachnia!
Jade: