Lady Lita vs. Blackarachnia (November 8, 1998)

Part 2


Lady Lita: You're mine, spider girl!

Blackarachnia: Fat chance, sailor girl! YAH!

Prince Saturn Warrior: And Blackarachnia throws her head at Lady Lita.

Lady Lita: And Blackarachnia's head flies by and hits poor Ryan Gosling.

Crowd: YAY!!!!!

Ryan Gosling: HEY!!! I don't do that bad of a job.

Prince Saturn Warrior: And Lady Lita looks very angry EVERYONE DUCK!!!!

Lady Lita: JUPITER THUNDER DRAGON!!!!

Lady Riberu: This is not good not good at all!

Clint Moffatt: Did I come at the wrong time.

Lady Lita: *with her eyes blood red* YES.

Blackarachnia: Slag

Spiderman: "Spider man spider man does what ever a spider can."

Clint Moffatt: "MISS YOU I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lady Lita: Its neither the time of the place you strange Moffatt brother. Go sing Dogs is Dogs.

Clint Moffatt: "Dogs is dogs chicken's is chicken's you can brake my heart but it still..."

Blackarachnia: No stop I can't stand the song.

Prince Saturn Warrior: Lady Lita, give me back the keyboard!

Lady Lita: Aw! I was just having some fun.

Prince Saturn Warrior: And now to eliminate these sideshow freaks. Tap, tap, tap!

Lady Riberu: And my co-host has started to tap giant squishy mallet buttons on the keyboard, and I feel strangely compelled to join him!

Jade: Hey! Don't hog 'em all!

Prince Saturn Warrior: And Clint, Spidey, Lady Lita, and Blackarachnia are all dodging a barrage of giant squishy mallets!

Spiderman: Wheee...

Lady Riberu: And Spidey is hit out of the Arena!

Lady Lita: Stop it! This is not funny, Prince!

Blackarachnia: It's hard to do this without a head.

Clint Moffat: I feel like throwing up in a taco salad. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Jade: Clint has left the building.

Lady Lita: If you three don't stop it right now, I'll see that my battle axe finds it's home in all three of your pathetic hides!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Alright. We've had our fun. We've stopped.

Lady Lita: That's better.

Blackarachnia: Now can we get back to killing each other?

Lady Lita: Oh. Yeah. Right.

Lady Riberu: And Lady Lita charges at Blackarachnia with her battle axe.

Prince Saturn Warrior: I don't think a battle axe is good to charge with.

Lady Riberu: I agree. My trident is much better for that.

Lady Lita: Will you two mind your own business? CHA!

Lady Riberu: And Lady Lita wedges her axe deep in Blackarachnia's torso.

Blackarachnia: Hey! That hurts.

Lady Lita: See! It's good to charge with.

Prince Saturn Warrior: Well sorry. And Blackarachnia starts pummeling Lady Lita with punches.

Blackarachnia: You will surely perish!

Lady Riberu: Well, it's voting time! I'm for Blackarachnia.

Lady Lita: I vote for Jade.

Jade: Thanks. I vote for you!

Lady Riberu: And who do you vote for, Prince?

Prince Saturn Warrior: I vote for the one who does the best Pikachu impression.

Blackarachnia: Pikachu, Pikachu!

Lady Lita: Vote for me or die!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Well what do you know. I vote for Lady Lita!

Lady Lita: Thanks.

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