Lady Lita vs. Blackarachnia (November 8, 1998)

Part 3, which is a continuation of Part 2, which is itself a continuation of...


Lady Lita: We know it's Part 3 already. Get to the point!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh. Sorry. Well, Lady Lita is getting pummelled by Blackarachnia, who is decapitated and has a battle axe lodged in her torso.

Lady Riberu: But wait! Lady Lita is grabbing onto the battle axe and is charging it up!

Lady Lita: JUPITER THUNDER DRAGON!!!

Blackarachnia: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Prince Saturn Warrior: And Lady Lita is electrocuting Blackarachnia for the inside!

Jade: Cool.

Blackarachnia: Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi... BOOM!!!

Lady Riberu: And Blackarachnia is blown to pieces, making Lady Lita our w...

Blackarachnia: Hah! You can't defeat me that easily!

Lady Lita: She's still alive? That's an unfair advantage! She should be disqualified!

Lady Riberu: Hm. Could be. Prince?

Prince Saturn Warrior: I don't know. What do you think, Jade?

Jade: YES!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Well, it's official. Lady Lita wins!

Crowd: Yay!

Blackarachnia: What! That's totally unfair!

Lady Lita: Why is it so unfair?

Blackaracnia: Um...I don't know!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Well, 2 for Lady, 1 for Blackierackie, next week's Picachu vs. Speedy Service, and my back itches. Can we end it now?

Blackarachnie: Blackierackie?

Lady Riberu: But there's still tons of space left!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Hm. I know! Let's fill it with an oversides bong picture!

Lady Lita: That sounds like fun!

Lady Lita: I was wrong. Well, from the Arena, I'm Lady Lita,

Prince Satur Warrior: I'm Prince Saturn Warrior,

Lady Riberu: And I'm Lady Riberu.

Lady Lita, Prince Saturn Warrior, and Lady Riberu: See ya!

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