Lady Lita: Welcome to the Fanfic Plaza Arena for yet another great battle. I'm Lady Lita,
Lady Riberu: And I'm Lady Riberu. Welcome to yet another senseless scene of violence and mass destruction.
Crowd: Yay!
Lady Riberu: Um...okay. Who's fighting here, Lita?
Lady Lita: I don't see how you can miss it. It's right on the top of the page.
Lady Riberu: Oh. Where's Prince?
Lady Lita: Don't you remember? We beat him so senseless last week he's still in traction.
Crowd: Yay!
Lady Riberu: Okay. Where's my coffee. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lady Lita: And Lady Riberu is hit in the head with extremely hot coffee by our new vendor, Ryan Gosling.
Crowd: Boo!
Ryan Gosling: Hey! You hurt my feelings.
Lady Riberu: Hey! You hurt my head.
Lady Lita: Can't we all just get along?
Corwd: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!
Lady Riberu: Speaking of which, shouldn't we start the fight already?
Lady Lita: Good idea, Riberu. Now coming through the north entrance, the ancient geek, Hercules.
Hercules: My best friend's a mummy.
Lady Riberu: And now, from the south-east wall, the great Canadian export, Superman.
Lady Lita: Can't you use a door, Supe!
Superman: Kool-aid!
Lady Riberu: So shall I ring the bell, seeing as it is my first fight?
Lady Lita: No! It's my damn bell! I ring it! Me! Me! ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lady Riberu: Please?
Lady Lita: Okay.
Lady Riberu: Alright. *Walks to the bell and...*
Lady Lita: And Superman is flying right at Herc.
Lady Riberu: Wait! Herc sidesteps, picks Supe out of the air, and does a Spinning Piledriver on him!
Zangeif: Hey! That's my move!
Herclues: Go ahead. My my day.
Zangeif: My pleasure. Narf! Pinky, shut up. Oh sorry Brain, poit!
Lady Lita: And Zangief, the Siberian brawler for the Street Fighter series, has entered the Arena, as well as went crazy.
Lady Riberu: It's Pinky and Brain, It's Pinky and the Brain...
Lady Lita: What you say, Riberu?
Lady Riberu: Nothing.
Akuma: Hey! Ryan ate my hotdog.
Ryan Gosling: Did not!
Akuma: For eating my hotdog, you must face my Raging Demon!
Ryan Gosling: Yipes!
Lady Lita: Hey! Take it to the Arena. *Presses a button that sends a giant squishy mallet lanching Akuma and Ryan into the arena, as well as posting a "Kick Me" sign on Akuma's back.*
Lady Riberu: Hey! Don't beat up Akuma. He's my favourite Street Fighter.
Hercules: Won't you all just leave me alone?
Superman: No!
Zangief: FINAL ATOMIC BUSTER! Narf.
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