Part 2
Hercules: Think fast, Superman!
Superman: What?
Lady Riberu: And Hercules throws Superman at Zangief, causing Supe to take the Final Atomic Buster. Let's watch shall we?
Lady Lita: Two backwards body slams,
Lady Riberu: One spinning piledriver,
Lady Lita: Then Supe is tossed in the air,
Lady Riberu: And then Zangief comes crashing down on Supe with his knees!
Lady Lita: That must hurt!
Akuma: You call that an attack? I'll show you an attack! RAGING DEMON!!!
Lady Lita: And Akuma is doing his Raging Demon on Superman. I can't watch!
Lady Riberu: I can!
Akuma: Um, guys? I just did it. You missed it.
Lady Lita: Oh. And Superman lays on the ground in agony.
Superman: Ha! You guy's can't hurt me. I'm invincible.
Zangeif: Hm. Good point,
Akuma: You are?
Ryan Gosling: Not to me he isn't.
Superman: Why n...AH!!!
Lady Riberu: And Ryan whips out a glowing chunk of Kryptonite from his pocket.
Akuma: Kryptonite? Give that to me!
Zangeif: Not if I grab it first!
Hercules: Let's beat up Ryan, shall we?
Ryan Gosling: Yipes!
Lady Lita: What to you think, audience? Should we kill Ryan?
Crowd: YAY!!!
Ryan Gosling: NOOOOOOOO!! Here, Akuma. You grab the rock.
Zangief: Hey! Me first!
Lady Riberu: And Ryan throws the Kryptonite at the three, and it looks like, yes! Akuma grabs it!
Lady Lita: But what's this? Zangief tackles Akuma, and grabs the rock from him!
Lady Riberu: Oh! Now Herc has stole the rock from Zangief, and throws it at Superman.
Superman: Ah! Get it off! Get it off!
Lady Lita: Now Ryan grabs the rock from Superman, and throws it at Zangief.
Lady Riberu: It's in the air now. It's changing hands so fast, I can tell who has it!
Akuma: It's mine!
Hercules: No! It's mine!
Zangief: Rubber chickens in underpants! Troz! Pinky, not now. Oh, sorry Brain. Narf!
Sailor Moon: Stop right there!
Akuma: Huh?
Hercules: You mean us?
Zangief: Poit!
Sailor Moon: I'm Sailor Moon, champion of love and justice. I shall punish you all in the name of the moon.
Hercules: Why?
Sailor Moon: I dunno.
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