Hercules vs. Superman (October 18, 1998)

Part 3

Sailor Moon: Hey! That's not true.

Lady Lita: Then why are you in there, Sailor Moon?

Sailor Moon: Ryan forgot the mustard on my hotdog.

Ryan Gosling: No I didn't.

Sailor Moon: Yes you did.

Ryan Gosling: No I didn't.

Sailor Moon: Yes you did.

Ryan Gosling: No I didn't.

Akuma: What are they doing?

Hercules: I dodn't know.

Superman: Don't look at me!

Lady Riberu: Oh dear. Looks like prime time for a viewer comment. Caller, you're on the air.

Prince Saturn Warrior: Lady Lita, get out of my chair!

Lady Lita: No way! Let's hear another, shall we? Hello, caller.

Nut-Meg: Hmmm.... what should I choose....the cutie from Greece or the adorable one that was made by a Canadian? I choose....... Herc. Cause superman gets married to Lois Lane (the lucky little.. ahem)

Sailor Moon: Yes you did.

Ryan Gosling: No I didn't.

Sailor Moon: Yes you did.

Akuma: Shut up already you two! Gohadouken Rain!

Lady Riberu: And Akuma jumps in the air and showers Sailor Moon and Ryan with purple fireballs!

Lady Lita: And Sailor Moon deftly dodges the flaming missiles, while Ryan...um...

Ryan Gosling: Help me I'm in agony.

Zangeif: Hey, Akuma! Kill Herc, not Young Herc!

Akuma: How about I kill you?

Zangeif: You can't kill me. I'm a genetically altered lab mouse in a mechanical Zangeif suit who wants to bump off earth's two greatest heros so I may take over the world!

Awkward silence.

Zangeif: D'oh.

Superman: Take this you dork! PAH!

Zangief: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Lady Riberu: And superman uppercuts the mechanical Zangeif way outta there!

Zangeif: ..AAAAAAA...

Explosion.

Lady Lita: And the fake Siberian is blown to bits by Superman's heat vision. Two lab mice are now parachuting from the airborne debris.

Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but aren't the Spice Girls British?

Superman: Phew. All that fighting makes me hungry. Ryan, can I have a snowcone?

Ryan Gosling: Sure thing, Superman. That'll be...whoops!

Superman: Ouch. What the..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Lady Riberu: And Superman is accidentially impaled by a piece of Ryan's Kryptonite.

Superman: I'm melting! Melting!

Lady Lita: Hey! We already had that ending!

Superman: Oh. Well is turning into dust okay?

Lady Lita: Sure.

Superman: Okay. Pomph!

Lady Riberu: And Superman is dusted, making Superman the winner, 1-0.

Lady Lita: One vote again? Grr.

Brain: Well, back to the cage, Pinky, to prepare for tomorrow night.

Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tomorrow night?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

Lady Lita and Lady Riberu: They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain. See ya!