Lady Lita: I am Lady Lita, Celestial of wood and soldier of stability. By my Jupiter Eternal Battle Axe I shall punish you!
Lady Mars: I am Lady Mars, Celestial of fire and soldier of spirituality. By my Mars Eternal Scimitar I shall punish you!
Lady Minako: I am Lady Minako, Celestial of...
Prince Saturn Warrior's Watch: Be-beep! Be-beep! Be-beep!
Director: Cut!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Damn! We're late for the Arena!
Lady Riberu: Really? Shoot! We gotta book!
Lady Mars: Oh sure. Like we can actually finish this "Sailor Moon C" movie by ourselves!
Lady Lita: We don't have to leave!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Yes we do, Lita! Come on! We don't want to be late, do we?
Lady Lita: Prince, we don't have to leave. I hired replacements!
Prince Saturn Warrior: What?
Lady Riberu: Who?
Lady Lita: Just turn on the tube.
Lady Riberu turns on the nearest television set.
William Shatner (From TV): Hello, and welcome to the Fanfic Plaza Arena. I'm William Shatner.
Leonard Nemoy (From TV): And I'm Leonard Nemoy.
Lady Riberu: You hired the Star Dorks?
Lady Lita: They needed the work.
Director: Look, can we just turn off the television and redo the scene again from the top?
Lady Lita, Prince Saturn Warrior, and Lady Riberu: Sorry.
Meanwhile, at the Arena...
William Shatner: ...and that's how I got the Web TV ad. Well, it appears that the combatants are entering the Arena, so let's announce them, shall we Leonard?
Leonard Nemoy: Duh.
William Shatner: From the north entrance, thje viking god of rock from Dexter's Laboratory, Valhalllen!
Valhallen: Yo!
Crowd: Yay!
Leonard Nemoy: And from the southern entrance, the woman who is man who is woman, from Sailor Moon Sailor Stars, Sailor Star Fighter!
Sailor Star Fighter: Hey! Don't confuse the people, Leonard!
Crowd: Yay!
William Shatner: Well, well, well, let's ring the bell.
Leonard Nemoy: Um, isn't that "Let the battle commence"?
William Shatner: Maybe.
Sailor Star Fighter: STAR SERIOUS LASER!
Leonard Nemoy: And Sailor Star Fighter launches his/her attack at Valhallen, who promptly dodges.
Valhallen: Hey! I'll show you what the power of rock and roll is with my mighty axe!
William Shatner: I don't see an axe? Do you, Spock?
Leonard Nemoy: He's referring to his guitar. And please don't call me that.
William Shatner: Oh. And Valhallen starts to play his migthy guitar.
Valhallen: "I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day..."
Sailor Star Fighter: Oh no! KISS music! Can anything save me now?
Leonard Nemoy: If nothing could, would we even hold this fight?
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