Part 2
Sailor Star Maker: ...you shall pay!
William Shatner: And the other two Sailor Stars have entered the Arena.
Valhallen: Oh yeah? Well what are you gonna do about it?
Sailor Star Fighter: Sing a Sailor Moon song. Ready, bo..I mean girls?
Sailor Star Healer: We can't.
Sailor Star Maker: No instruments.
Sailor Star Fighter: Doh!
Valhallen: Oh no! This has gotten a little too hot and sticky for me.
Major Glory: Justice Friends, assemble!
Leonard Neomy: And Valhallen's buddies Major Glory and Krunk come in to save Valhallen.
Major Glory: I shall fight for truth, justice, and the American way. God bless America!
Leonard Nemoy: Um, you do know that this is a Canadian arena, don't you?
Major Glory: Beg pardon?
Krunk: Krunk smash!
Sailor Star Fighter:
"yatto tadoritsuita ai, nigirishime
chiisana nemuri ni yasuragu hito
tojita mabuta ni sayonara kuchizukete
toki no hanazono ni anata okizari ni shita..."
Valhallen: Oh no! "Moon Revenge!"
Major Glory: Cover you ears, citizens!
Krunk: Krunk's ears hurt!
Sailor Star Healer: Stop, Seiya! Nobody deserves that kind of punishment!
Sailor Star Fighter: Go ahead. Ruin my fun. See if I care!
Leorard Nemoy: Um, I think it's time for a veiwer's comment. Hello caller?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Will, you aren't popular!
William Shatner: Um, I think I'll just ignore that one. Hullo viewer, what's yer comment?
Nut-Meg: Hey, um hello, I have one thing to say about this week's fight, you guys are always giving me such tough choices! So do I want the idiot rock 'n roller, or the girl squealing light rocker that's a hermaphrodite. Hard choice. I choose.... Sailor Star Healer. Now HE/SHE rocks. He is the cutest guy, as well as being the coolest Starlight *starts humming the Starlights transformation song*
Sailor Moon: Sailor Moon Says!
Luna: Please stop with the stupid DIC version, Sailor Moon, remember, they gave you less air time so they could put in that "Sailor Moon says" of yours!
Sailor Moon: oh yeah..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Nut-Meg: SHUDDAP BOTH OF YOU!!!! click!
Leonard Nemoy: Um, okay. That was interesting. Caller?
Lady Lita: Get the bloody heck out of my chair, Will!
William Shatner: Make me.
Lady Lita: Alright. JUPITER OAK REVOLUTION!!!
Lightning comes out of nowhere and blasts William Shatner.
William Shatner: Alright I'll move to this chair!
Lady Riberu: Don't even think about it. MERCURY WATERY GR...
William Shatner: Alright! But where else can I sit? On Leonard's lap?
Leonard Nemoy: Do that and die!
William Shatner: Okay, I'll stand then! Back to the fight!
Scott Moffat: Hey! You Starlights must pay for stealing our instruments!
Sailor Star Fighter: What do you mean "our"?
Scott Moffat: What? Where'd you guys go? You can't just leave me here like this! Come on guys!
Sailor Star Healer: Hey! Let's kill him!
Lady Lita (Rinning in): GET THE HECK AWAY FROM HIM YOU SAILOR HERMAPHRODITES YOU DO NOT HURT HIM OR ANY OF HIS BROTHERS OR I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU SO THEY FIND YOU BODY IN 1000 DIFFERENT CITIES!!!!!!!!
Director(following): Lady Lita, come back or we get Meryl Streep to play your part!
Lady Lita(shuddering): Good luck, Scott! *Leaves*
Scott Moffat: Crap!
Previous Page
Next Page