Valhallen vs. Sailor Star Fighter (October 25, 1998)

Part 2


Sailor Star Healer: Stop! For playing KISS songs for my brother/sister...

Sailor Star Maker: ...you shall pay!

William Shatner: And the other two Sailor Stars have entered the Arena.

Valhallen: Oh yeah? Well what are you gonna do about it?

Sailor Star Fighter: Sing a Sailor Moon song. Ready, bo..I mean girls?

Sailor Star Healer: We can't.

Sailor Star Maker: No instruments.

Sailor Star Fighter: Doh!

Valhallen: Oh no! This has gotten a little too hot and sticky for me.

Major Glory: Justice Friends, assemble!

Leonard Neomy: And Valhallen's buddies Major Glory and Krunk come in to save Valhallen.

Major Glory: I shall fight for truth, justice, and the American way. God bless America!

Leonard Nemoy: Um, you do know that this is a Canadian arena, don't you?

Major Glory: Beg pardon?

Krunk: Krunk smash!

Sailor Star Fighter:

"yatto tadoritsuita ai, nigirishime
chiisana nemuri ni yasuragu hito
tojita mabuta ni sayonara kuchizukete
toki no hanazono ni anata okizari ni shita..."

Valhallen: Oh no! "Moon Revenge!"

Major Glory: Cover you ears, citizens!

Krunk: Krunk's ears hurt!

Sailor Star Healer: Stop, Seiya! Nobody deserves that kind of punishment!

Sailor Star Fighter: Go ahead. Ruin my fun. See if I care!

Leorard Nemoy: Um, I think it's time for a veiwer's comment. Hello caller?

Prince Saturn Warrior: Will, you aren't popular!

William Shatner: Um, I think I'll just ignore that one. Hullo viewer, what's yer comment?

Nut-Meg: Hey, um hello, I have one thing to say about this week's fight, you guys are always giving me such tough choices! So do I want the idiot rock 'n roller, or the girl squealing light rocker that's a hermaphrodite. Hard choice. I choose.... Sailor Star Healer. Now HE/SHE rocks. He is the cutest guy, as well as being the coolest Starlight *starts humming the Starlights transformation song*

Sailor Moon: Sailor Moon Says!

Luna: Please stop with the stupid DIC version, Sailor Moon, remember, they gave you less air time so they could put in that "Sailor Moon says" of yours!

Sailor Moon: oh yeah..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Nut-Meg: SHUDDAP BOTH OF YOU!!!! click!

Leonard Nemoy: Um, okay. That was interesting. Caller?

Lady Lita: Get the bloody heck out of my chair, Will!

William Shatner: Make me.

Lady Lita: Alright. JUPITER OAK REVOLUTION!!!

Lightning comes out of nowhere and blasts William Shatner.

William Shatner: Alright I'll move to this chair!

Lady Riberu: Don't even think about it. MERCURY WATERY GR...

William Shatner: Alright! But where else can I sit? On Leonard's lap?

Leonard Nemoy: Do that and die!

William Shatner: Okay, I'll stand then! Back to the fight!

Scott Moffat: Hey! You Starlights must pay for stealing our instruments!

Sailor Star Fighter: What do you mean "our"?

Scott Moffat: What? Where'd you guys go? You can't just leave me here like this! Come on guys!

Sailor Star Healer: Hey! Let's kill him!

Lady Lita (Rinning in): GET THE HECK AWAY FROM HIM YOU SAILOR HERMAPHRODITES YOU DO NOT HURT HIM OR ANY OF HIS BROTHERS OR I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU SO THEY FIND YOU BODY IN 1000 DIFFERENT CITIES!!!!!!!!

Director(following): Lady Lita, come back or we get Meryl Streep to play your part!

Lady Lita(shuddering): Good luck, Scott! *Leaves*

Scott Moffat: Crap!

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