Valhallen vs. Sailor Star Fighter (October 25, 1998)

Part 3

Sailor Star Maker: Die, Moffat head!

Valhallen: Die, Moffat head!

Krunk: Krunk not know Moffat head.

William Shatner: Oh look! Scott is taking something out of his pocket.

Valhallen: Oh no! A sledgehammer!

Scott Moffat: Die, weenie! Ya!

Leonard Nemoy: And Scott smashes Valhallen's mighty axe guitar.

Valhallen: Oh no! My mighty axe! The source of my power! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

William Shatner: And Valhallen is turned into an ordinary wimpy teenager, complete with pimples.

Major Glory: Oh, by the Statue of Liberty, no!

Valhallen: Look away! I'm hideous!

Scott Moffat: The Statue of Liberty is French, Major Glory.

Major Glory: Then by George Washington?

Scott Moffat: He was British.

Major Glory: Superman?

Scott Moffat: Canadian.

Major Glory: The majestic eagle?

Scott Moffat: National bird of Mexico.

Major Glory: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Valhallen: Mommy! *Runs out of the Arena*

William Shatner: Well, it looks like Sailor Star Fighter wins. How about a singalong?

Leonard Nemoy: Not with you I won't!

Major Glory: The Star Spangled Banner?

Scott Moffat: Tune from an Irish drinking song.

Prince Saturn Warrior: Come along, Major Glory. Time for your "Canadianization"!

Major Glory: What?

Lady Riberu: 16 hours of "Royal Canadian Air Farce", "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", and "The Red Green Show", with the commercials replaced with Zellers, The Bay, and Tim Horton's ads, and CBC Heritage Minutes!

Lady Lita: All catered by Mr. Sub.

Major Glory: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Scott Moffat: "Saw you this morning with that look in your eyes."

Lady Lita: "I hate to see you looking like you're lost and lonely."

Krunk: "It isn't easy when you all by you self."

William Shatner: "Not to worry, I hear you, 'cause I know what it's like."

Sailor Star Fighter: "And if you look you'll find..."

Lady Riberu and Prince Saturn Warrior: "I've got you on my mind."

Scott Moffat: "Oh baby!"

Everybody: "I'll be there for you!"

Scott Moffat: "When you need somebody."

Everybody: "I'll be there for you!"

Director: "When you want someone who cares!"

Leonard Nemoy: "When you're down and feeling blue."

Scott Moffat: "I'll be there."

Everybody: "I'll be there for you."

Sailor Star Maker: "When you want me I'll be there."

Crowd: "Na na na na na..."

Lady Lita: Well, until next week, I'm Lady Lita,

Lady Riberu: I'm Lady Riberu (stupid lousy one vote again),

Prince Saturn Warrior: And I'm Prince Saturn Warrior.

Lady Lita, Lady Riberu, and Prince Saturn Warrior: See ya!