Lady Lita: And I'm Lady Lita, the saner of the two. We will be your announcers for today's epic fight: Lara Croft, world famous Tomb Raider, and Xena, world famous Warrior Princess.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Right you are Lady! These two will be fighting for the title of "World's Deadliest Female."
Lady Lita: That's right, Prince. Before we start, let's all give a big hand to Fleet-A-Pita for replacing our old hot dog vendor who quit on the ambulance after getting a little too involved with last week's fight.
Crowd: Yay!
Prince Saturn Warrior: I guess he didn't take into account the fact that his health insurance came from his work. And now, from the north entrance, the lovely Lara Croft!
Crowd: Yay! Huh?
Lady Lita: Where's her guns?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Security had to take them away. They though it would endanger the crowds.
Lady Lita: Well, what will she fight with, then?
Lara Croft: *Whips out a switchblade, ready to do battle.*
Lady Lita: Oh. And now, from the south entrance, the Warrior Princess herself, Xena!
Xena: AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYA!!
Crowd: Yay!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Well, your turn to ring the bell, Lady!
Lady Lita: Alright. Can I use my battle axe?
Pricne Saturn Warrior: I'm not sure that's such a....yikes! *Gets a few of his hairs sliced of by Lady Lita's swing.*
Lady Lita: Well?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Go ahead.
Lady Lita: Alright. *Walks over to the bell.*
*A rather large dent is left in the bell.*
Xena: HOIYAA!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Xena throws her chakram right at Lara.
Lady Lita: And Lara Jumps quickly out of the way, watching the chakram bounce back to whence it came.
Lara Croft: Well if that's the way you want to play it, fine!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Madam Croft lunges at Xena, knife in hand. Woah! It appears that Zena had pulled away just in time to just get a deep gouge in her armor.
Gabrielle: Hey! Nobody slashes my friend and gets away with it!
Lady Lita: And Xena's sidekick walks into the arena from the eastern entrance.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Since when did we have an eastern entrance.
Lady Lita: Since Gabrielle's high explosives went off there.
Prince Saturn Warrior: High explosives?
Lady Lita: You didn't notice?
Prince Saturn Warrior: No.
Lady Lita: Well I didn't either, but the damage looks recent, so I don't see any point in debating it's origin. Gabrielle is now beating up Lara with her mighty staff, and Xena is whiiping out her sword.
Prince Saturn Warrior: It looks hopeless for Lara now. Xena is rushing towards Lara, and...
Voice: Stop right there!
