Part 2
Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh my! It's Diablo from Diablo! And Xena is stopped in her tracks.
Lara Croft: Diablo?
Xena: Diablo?
Gabrielle: Diablo?
Lady Lita: Diablo?
Diablo: Diablo?
Johnny: Whadaya mean Barqs' has bite?
Lara Croft: Diablo? Why are you helping me? You're a bad guy!
Diablo: Us RPG guys have to stick together, don't we!
Lady Lita: And Diablo punches Xena square in the jaw! That must hurt!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Not as much as what Gabrielle's looks like she's doing.
Gabrielle: Take this you overgrown 'hole!
Diablo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lady Lita: And Gabrielle plunges her staff right into Diablo's overgrown 'hole! That absolutely must be painful!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Lara is...lighting a flare?
Lady Lita: She's stepping foward, then back, and now she's spinning around. Is she doing the hokey pokey or something?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh no! That's the beginning of the Tomb Raider 2 Happy Ammo code! It's been her third revolution, and now she's jumping backwards...
Lara Croft's backpack: Click!
Lady Lita: Oh my! Now she's pointing a grenade launcher at Gabrielle's head.
Xena: No! AIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI...
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Xena flips into the air, with Diablo powerless to stop her with a long stick poking halfway up his rectum!
Xena: ...YIYIYIYIYA!!!
Lady Lita: And Xena lands her heavy boots right on the back of Lara's head!
Xena: Quickly, Gabrielle! Get your staff!
Gabrielle: Um, that's kind of hard to do at the moment.
Xena: Fine. Just grab that pointy rock in Diablo's head!
Diablo: No! Not my soulstone! *Raises his hands.*
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Xena, Lara, and Gabrielle burst into flames. They are stopping, dropping and rolling right now!
Lara Croft: Traitor! *Aims her grenade Launcher at Diablo.*
Diablo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lady Lita: And Lara lobs a grenade at Diablo, blasting him to polygons!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Uh oh. It looks like Gabrielle is becoming transfixed by the strange red pointy rock from Diablo's forehead.
Gabrielle: Ooooh! Pretty!
Xena: Gabrielle! No!
Lara Croft: Fine! Jab that rock into your forehead! It's all fine to me!
Xena: Shut up!
Helen Lovejoy: Quickly! Before the beast reforms!
Mod Flanders: Go get 'em, Agnus!
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