Part 3
Agnus Skinner: Diablo will not rise again. Seymour! Get me some tea.
Seymour Skinner: Mother, I...
Agnus Skinner: Do it!
Seymour Skinner: Yes, mother.
Lady Lita: Nice. And while the combatants dodge falafels, and Agnus awaits her tea, let's listen to a viewer comment. Hello, caller, you're on the air.
Lady Riberu: I say.... I WILL WIN!!! LONG LIVE THE DARK FORCES!!! (that would be Riberu's other side.....) NO! Xena will win! Long live the good girls!!! shuddap!! why don't you! grrrr! loser!!! Bye!
*Awkward silence*
Prince Saturn Warrior: What was that?
Lady Lita: No clue. Well is seems Agnus has her tea, and had reduced the falafel throw rate enough the drink it.
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Xena is making her move! She has her sword drawn, she's running up to Agnus, and...
Lady Lita: Push!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And a giant squishy mallet knocks Xena back into the arena.
Lady Lita: That was my mallet!
Agnus Skinner: Hmmm. Giant squishy mallets, eh?
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Agnus throws and shiruken falafel RIGHT AT THE ANNOUNCER"S BOOTH!!!
Lady Lita: Quick! Under the console!
Prince Saturn Warrior: INCOMING!!!!
Announcer's booth glass: CRASH!!!
Xena: Gabrielle!
Gabrielle: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Is it over yet?
Lady Lita: Maybe. It seemed Agnus hit one of the giant squishy mallet buttons after shattering the glass, causing Gabriele to be ejected from the arena.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Lara starts to get up, and sees that another flying falafel had sliced her backpack, causing guns and flares to fall all over the ground.
Lady Lita: But what's this? Xena grabs one of the flares off the ground, and then grabs a can of beer from a nearby wino.
Barney Gumble: Ecshyush me, mishter, but I wash yiushing dat! BURRRRRRRRRRRRRP!
Lara Croft: HOLY SH**!!!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Xena takes a big mouthful, lights the flare, and....
Xena: FOOOOOOOOOOM!
Lara Croft: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Lady Lita: And Xena lights Lara on fire with her flamethrower move. Lara tries to run away, but trips over her M-16. Xena is now dousing Lara with beer, and is about to drop her flare on top!
Prince Saturn Warrior: I can't watch!
Lara Croft: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Helen Lovejoy: Won't somebody PLEASE think about the children?
Lady Lita: And Lara has been reduced to ashes by Xena. It seems that Xena is our new champion!
Prince Saturn Warrior: That may be the case, but Xena's flames accidentilly lit a section of the Arena walls on fire.
Lady Lita: What the heck? Call the fire department!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Looks like we now have a new eastern AND western entrance!
Xena: Whoops! Hehehe!
Crowd: Yay! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lady Lita: Well, it seems we must evacuate with the crowds. What were the results of the viewer poll, Prince?
Prince Saturn Warrior: One vote for Xena, none for Lara.
Lady Lita: One vote? That stinks!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Tell me about it!
Lady Lita: Oh well. Until next time, when we pit Doug's Quailman again's Dexter's Labratiory's Dexter for the prize of "Mightiest Young Warrior," I'm Lady Lita,
Prince Saturn Warrior: And I'm Prince Saturn Warrior.
Lady Lita and Prince Saturn Warrior: See ya!
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