Lady Lita: And I'm Lady Lita. They wouldn't allow us to hold the fight in the Arena because of the potential property damage capabilities of this week's combatants, Quailman, the alter ego of Disney's Doug Funnie, and Dexter, from Hanna Barberra's Dexter's Laboratory. That and the Arena is still under reconstruction from last week's fire.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Right you are, Lady. We must also notee that because this stadium is comdemned, no crows are allowed in here. Fortunately there are TVs outside the stadium showing the details of the fights to the crowds that have collected there.
Lady Lita: Then why are we in here?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Good question. Well, both combatants are already on the field, so let's hear the opening taunts.
Quailman: You cannot withstand the power of the quail: Grace, Intelligence, Speed.
Dexter: Oh yeah? Your puny super powers cannot stand up to my mastery of the field of science. Consider yourself doomed.
Lady Lita: Well, let's ring the bell to start the match.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Bell? Carp! I knew we forgot something.
Lady Lita: No bell?
Prince Saturn Warrior: No bell.
Lady Lita: Well, ring something, then.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Okay. I'll ring this small hand held bell then.
Lady Lita: And Dexter is reaching for a button hidden in his clothing.
Dexter: Face the wrath of my giant robot!
Dexter's button: Click.
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Dexter's giant robot has been summoned, and is flying into the Ar...I mean stadium. Dexter jumps into the giant robot, and becomes dressed in a flashy spandex outfit.
Quailman: Oh no! A giant robot!
Dexter: Eat heat seeking missiles, Quailperson!
Lady Lita: And Dexter has armed and aimed his heat seeking missiles at Quailman. But wait! Quailman appears to be using his quail mind control powers on Dexter.
Quailman: You will not use your missiles on me.
Dexter: I will not use my missiles on you.
Quailman: You will aim the missiles at yourself.
Dexter: I will aim the missiles at myself. *Does so.*
Dee Dee: You will jump up and down and squeal like a piggie!
Dexter: I will jump up and down and squeal like a...DEE DEE!
Prince Saturn Warrior: It appears that Dee Dee, Dexter's annoying and destructive sister has entered the stadium.
Dexter: Dee Dee! What are you doing here?
Dee Dee: Um., I dunno!
Quailman: Hm. Maybe I can use this to my advantage. Dee Dee, do you like bubble gum?
Dee Dee: Yes! Yes!
Quailman: Well, if you destroy Dexter's robot, I'll give you some!
Dee Dee: Um, okay!
Dexter: Dee Dee, No!
Lady Lita: And Dee Dee runs up to the robot, and unscrews every nut and bolt she can find!
Dexter: No! The robot is collapsing!
Dee Dee: TIMBER!!!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Dexter's robot collapses. But he appears to have another trick up his sleeve.
Dexter: You have defeated my robot, but you still haven't seen my Transmutation Pistol.
Dee Dee: Oooooooooooooooooooh! Can I play with it?
Dexter: No, Dee Dee, you may not play with it.
Lady Lita: And Dexter whips out a strange gun-like weapon and points it at Quailman's head.
Quailman: Yipes!
Dexter: Now I shall trancmute you into a mere insect and squash you like a bug. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Quailman: Oh no! Can anything save me now?
