Quailman vs. Dexter (September 20, 1998)

Part 2

Quaildog: Woof woof!

Dexter's Transmutation Pistol: Thunk.

Dexter: Huh?

Lady Lita: And Quaildog, Quailman's canine sidekick, flys in from nowhere and jumpkicks the gun-like thing out of Dexter's hands.

Quaildog: Woof woof woof. Bark bark, woof woof.

Quaildog's voiceover: Dee Dee is the key to defeating Dexter. If you use her right, it will be his doom.

Dexter: Shut up you stupid dog.

Prince Saturn Warrior: And Dexter reaches for the fumbled weapon, but it looks like Dee Dee grabs it first!

Dee Dee: Ooh. What does this button do?

Dexter: No, Dee Dee! That's the Ultra Hyper Super Crazy Mode Button!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Now THAT's my kind of button!

Lady Lita: Sit down, shut up, and behave yourself. Dee Dee has now pressed the button, and causing the weapon to glow brightly.

Quailman: Quick! Run for cover, Quaildog!

Prince Saturn Warrior: And waves of flame shoot through the stadium, causing many fires to stat up, and much damage to the combatants.

Lady Lita: Rainbow beams shoot throught the area, causing pillars and other objects to melt by touch.

Prince Saturn Warrior: The entire west side of the stadium is mow being bathed in sapphire light.

Lady Lita: But we're on the west side.

Prince Saturn Warrior and Lady Lita: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

* Explosion *

Dee Dee: Ooh! Pretty.

Dexter: Oh no! The announcer's have surely been killed!

Quailman: The gun is now reducing the west side rubble into a fine dust!

Quaildog: Woof woof!

Dexter: Wait! They're emerging from the dust. At least I think that's them.

Sailor Moon: Phew. That was some ride, wasn't it Lady? Lady? OH MY DEITY! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!

Will Smith: ME? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, PRINCE?

Sailor Moon: What the? I'm Saillor Moon!

Will Smith: And I'm jiggy with it!

Sailor Moon: How did this happen?

Dexter (After smashing the pistol with his boot): Well, the subatomic rays were enough to invoke much kinetic energy among the co-lateral circuits, thus creating a field of high energy kappa particles, creating a chain reaction of morphogenesis and electric field enhancement, resulting in...

Sailor Moon and Will Smith: SHUT UP!!!

Dexter: Alright, alright already!

Quailman: I can restore you, good announcers, but I must win first!

Dexter: No! No! Don't believe him. Only I can restore you. Kill him.

Will Smith: We are announcers. We are sworn to be impartial.

Sailor Moon: Well, what are you waiting for? Keep fighting!

Quailman: Oh right. Kick!

Dexter: Ooooooooooooooooooooh!

Will Smith: And Dexter is kicked in the family jewels by Quailman.

Dee Dee: Dexter? OH NO! You hurt Dexter!

Sailor Moon: And Dee Dee is rearranging Quailman's face with karate kicks and punches.

Will Smith: Prince, I mean Sailor Moon, I found a phone. I think this would be the perfect time to take a viewer comment. Hello, caller? You're on the air.

Sailor Elara: Um, I would like a extra large pizza with the works, oh, sorry. Wrong number. I would like to vote for Dexter, no Quailman, no Dexter, no Quailman, no Dexter, no Quailman. He's a cutie.

Sailor Moon: Um, doesn't that Sailor Elara sound kind of like you, Lady, before you were Will Smith.

Will Smith: Lovely coincidence, eh?

Sailor Moon: What's that in your hand?

Will Smith: Nothing.

Sailor Moon: Is that a tape recorder?

Will Smith: No.

Sailor Moon: Lady...

Will Smith: That's Will to you.

Sailor Moon: Oh dear.