Part 3
Quaildog's voiceover: Use the force, Luke.
Will Smith: And Quaildog uppercuts Dee Dee, knocking her to a galaxy far, far away.
Dee Dee: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Dexter: You may have eliminated my sister, but you have yet to deal with me.
Sailor Moon: And Dexter whips out a small object of some sort.
Quailman: What is that?
Dexter: A net.
Will Smith: And Dexter throws his net over Quailman and Quaildog.
Quailman: No way to escape. Can't move.
Dexter: Now you're goose is cooked, Quailboy. Face the power of my Pointy Stick (TM)!
Quailman: No! Not a Pointy Stick (TM)!
Sailor Moon: Oh no! Dexter has a Pointy Stick (TM)!
Will Smith: It's just a stick with a point at the end.
Mandark: Alright! Fork over that Pointy Stick (TM).
Dexter: Oh no! Mandark, my archenemy.
Mandark: That's right. And I'm pointing a gun at your head. Now put down that Pointy Stick (TM).
Sailor Moon: I wish I had a Giant Squishy Mallet (C).
Will Smith: Get a Life (R).
Quailman: Dexter, you will release us from this net.
Dexter: I will release you from this net. *Does so.*
Quailman: Thanks.
Dexter: Thanks.
Quailman: What the?
Dexter: What the?
Quailman: Oh brother.
Dexter: BROTHER!
Sailor Moon: And Dexter gives Quailman a big hug! Aw.
Dexter: Wait! What am I doing? You will die, Birdboy!
Mandark: Why are you ignoring me? I'm the one with the gun pointed at your head!
Quaildog: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Will Smith: And Quaildog urinates on Mandark's leg.
Mandark: Oh man! I just got these shoes cleaned!
Quailman: Aha! Now I have your Pointy Stick (TM)!
Dexter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sailor Moon: And Quailman has run Dexter through with the Pointy Stick (TM), making Quailman our new champion!
Quailman: Quickly, mutated announcers. Come with me to the Thicket of Solitude, to return your old forms.
Will Smith: Thanks, Quailman.
Sailor Moon: My hero! But first let's check the viewer poll.
Will Smith: One for Quailman, zero Dexter.
Sailor Moon: One again? That sucks! You viewers should start voting more.
Mandark: Hey! What about me? What the...OOMPH!!!
Will Smith: And Mandark is crushed under the debris of the collapsing stadium. Well, until next week, where we pit Cheetor vs. Speedy Service (pronounced Sir-vee-chay) for the title of the World's Coolest Cat, I was Lady Lita,
Sailor Moon: I will be Prince Saturn Warrior,
Quailman: And I still am Quailman.
Will Smith, Sailor Moon, and Quailman: See ya!
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