Lady Lita: And I'm Lady Lita.Welcome to a brand new fight in a kind of new Arena. As you may be able to see here, a few new things were put into here while we were gone.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Just to justify the whole 13 days out of the Arena, right Lady?
Lady Lita: Right, Prince. Now let's find out today's battle. Prince?
Prince Saturn Warrior: The ever hyper Maximal Beastie/Beast Warrior, Cheetor, versus the not so hyper Samuri [sic] Pizza Cat, Speedy Service (Pronounced Sir-vee-chay). They will be fighting for the title of TV's Coolest Cat.
Lady Lita: That's right, Prince. And I see Speedy coming on the field now from the north entrance.
Speedy Service: By my Ginzu swords I shall destroy you, and your little dog too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And from the south, the one, the only, the Cheetor! In beast mode of course.
Cheetor: Hi ya, cats. I'm a lean mean Maximal machine, and I'll kill this punk here who called me a bastard.
Lady Lita: You told Cheetor that Speedy said he was a bastard?
Prince Saturn Warrior: No, Speedy just kind of did it on his own.
Lady Lita: Well, will you ring, on should I?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Actually I think I should...AH!
Lady Lita: *Holding her battle axe to Prince's family jewels.* I repeat. Will you ring, on should I?
Prince Saturn Warrior: YOU! YOU!
Lady Lita: Thank you. * Walks up to the giant bell, grabs the stick, and...*
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Cheetor lunges for Speedy. But Speedy dodges, and is...jumping behind one of the stadium lights?
Lady Lita: He's probably joining his partners. Let's sit back and watch, shall we?
Guido Anchovis: I'm Guido Anchovis, and I love to fight, but not as much as this umbrella here.
Polly Ester: Polly Ester's the name, and I usually use the power of love to defeat my enemies, but I think I'll make an exception here.
Speedy Service: Speedy Service's my name, and you already know who I am. Don't you?
Guido, Polly, and Speedy: PIZZA CATS!
Prince Saturn Warrior: That was fun.
Seymore "Big" Cheeze: Pizza Cats, eh? Out of the way, kitty cat.
Cheetor: Hey! Don't I get a chance to respond?
Seymore "Big" Cheeze: Now listen you Pizza Cats, you will now perish in the face of my giant robot. Um, Jerry, where is the robot?
Jerry Atrick: There is no giant robot, Cheezy. The project was canned due to budget cuts.
Seymore "Big" Cheeze: Well that's just great. HOW WILL WE DEFEAT THE PIZZA CATS WITHOUT A GIANT ROBOT, JERRY?
Jerry Atrick: What about that robot right next to you?
Seymore "Big" Cheeze: Well, I guess that could work. Um, Cheetor, would you mind killing those Pizza Cats up there?
Cheetor: That's what I'm here for. JETS, MAXIMAL BURN!
Lady Lita: And Cheetor has activated his jets, and is now flying towards the three Pizza Cats.
Speedy Service: This looks bad, guys. Jump!
Guido, Polly, and Speedy: YAH! OOMPH!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And the Pizza Cats jump out of the way, and land very hard on the floor below.
Seymor "Big" Cheeze: HAHAHA! Now I shall strike these downed Pizza Cats with my killer fans, if only I can remember where I put them...
Jerry Atrick: They're right here. You gave them to me for safe keeping.
Seymore: Ah, right. Well pass them over here.
Lucille (in crowd): No, you bad perons! You will not harm my Speedy. Yah!
Lady Lita: And Lucille launched her mood-controlled heat-seeking missiles at Seymore and Jerry.
Seymore "Big" Cheeze: Ouch.
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