Part 2
Speedy Service: Haha! Hear that, she told them not to hurt her poor "Speedy"! She loves me! She really loves me!
Guido Anchovis: Normally I'd argue the point, but aren't you married to her?
Speedy Service: So?
Polly Ester: Alright you guys, let's get down to business before I rip your respective heads off!
Speedy Service: Polly, will you stop being so bossy?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Ha! She's not half as bad as Lady Lita.
Polly Ester and Lady Lita: Grrr. NOW YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING! YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET THE BEATING OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK!
Speedy Service and Prince Saturn Warrior: Yipes! Alright, alright! Sorry. I didn't mean anything by it! Heh, heh heh.
Cheetor: Oh brother.
Emperor Fred: Fah-red.
Unidentified Voice: COFFEE!!!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Who said that?
Lady Lita: Beats me. Maybe it was Princess Vi?
Princess Vi: Gr. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF A CRIME I DIDN'T COMMIT! I'M SENDING YOU TO PRISONER'S ISLAND!!!
Lady Lita: No, I'm sending YOU to Prisoner's Island. *Pushes a button on the console.*
Princess Vi: NOOOOOOooooooooooo...
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Princess Vi is knocked WAY out of the arena by a giant squishy mallet!
Cheetor: Cheetor, MAXIMIZE!
Lady Lita: Oh no. Cheetor had maxmized and is now waving about his little mace..um..flexie...flail...thingiemabob. Cheetor is now whacking Speedy repeatedly with it.
Speedy Service: Ouch! Ah! Ooh! Oomph! We need help! *Rings the bell on his neck*
General Catton, Spritz T. Cat, Bat Cat, and Meowza the Mole Cat fly into the Arena.
Cheetor: Great. Won't anybody from my show come help?
Waspinator: Wazpinator deztroy ztupid Maximal.
Cheetor: Slag!
Prince Saturn Warror: And Waspinator has started shooting at Cheetor. But what's this? Cheetor has started to run quickly around the Arena, causing Waspinator to keep missing.
Waspinator: Thiz iz too hard for Wazpinator. Wazpinator fire at catz ztanding ztill.
General Catton: What the...
Lady Lita: And a perpetually confused Waspinator has started to fire at General Catton and his gang.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Looks like a good time for a viewer comment. Let's go to the phones.
Lady Minako: Yeah, I'd like to vote for Cheetor, because, um, he's cute.
Lady Lita: Um, Prince, what's that in your hand?
Prince Saturn Warrior: What's what?
Lady Lita kicks the tape recorder violently out of Prince Saturn Warrior's hand.
Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh, that. Um, I was just, well, recording it for posterity?
Lady Lita: Hmph!
Seymore "Big" Cheeze: Jerry, what's happening? Cheetor isn't touching those Pizza Cats.
Jerry Atrick: Quiet, I'm sipping tea.
Seymore "Big" Cheeze: Well, what do we do, Jerry, what do we do?
Jerry Atrick: Well, why don't we just summon Bad Bird and have him help?
Seymore "Big" Cheeze: Good idea. Oh Bad Bird! Here, Bad Bird!
Bad Bird: Alright! What do you think I am, a dog? Grumble. Alright you Pizza Cats, you will die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Speedy Service: We don't need this, what we need is the Supreme Catatonic!
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