Cheetor vs. Speedy Service (September 27, 1998)

Part 3

Lady Lita and Prince Saturn Warrior: SHUT UP!

Narrator: Sorry.

Insert goofy giant robot transformation-type sequence here.

Prince Saturn Warrior: And the three Pizza Cats fly into the giant robot, and it appears Speedy has been locked out, as per usual.

Speedy Service: Hey! I only got to use this thing once in the entire series!

Guido Anchovis: Sorry, Speedy.

Polly Ester: We'd let you in if we could. Not!

Speedy Service: You're heartless!

Waspinator: Wazpinator confuzed!

Cheetor: Alright, shows over. Time for action. * Whips out a Cheetor'e PURE ENERGY bar (With REAL FUIT).*

Lady Lita: What the heck?

Cheetor: Cheetor, PRIMALIZE! * Eats the PURE ENERGY bar, and becomes enveloped in a column of energy *

Prince Saturn Warrior: Yes! The power! THE POWER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lady Lita: Die, ztupid Maxzimal. * Punches Prince Saturn Warrior in the stomach. *

Waspinator: Hey! That Wazpinator'z line!

Cheetor: * Grows into a giant robot, Cheetius Primal. * Shut up, Waspinator! * Punches him out of the sky. *

Guido Anchovis: Alright! Time for giant robot battle.

Prince Saturn Warrior: And the two giant robots start slugging it out.

Speedy Service: Alright, time for my Ginzu swords!

Narrator: And so Speedy calls upon the power of his Ginzu Swords, the...

Lady Lita: Look, guy. One more time, and you're dead!

Narrator: Well sorry!

Speedy Service: DIE!!!!!

Prince Saturn Warrior: And the blast from Speedy's Ginzu swords was enogh to send Cheetor back to normal.

Cheetor: SLAG!

Polly Ester: Alright! Time for the little kitty to say goodnight.

Lady Lita: And the Supreme Catatonic is raising up it's foot to crush Cheetor into teeny tiny little pieces. And, oh my. Something is coming up on the big Arena monitor.

Princess Vi (Live satellite feed from Prisoner's Island Spa and Resort): Alright, I'M SENDING YOU ALL TO PRISONER'S ISLAND! Except for Cheetor.

Cheetor: What?

Seymore "Big" Cheeze: What?

Speedy Service: What?

Bad Bird: NOOOOO!

Polly Ester: What?

Guido Anchovis: What?

Lady Lita: Been there, done that, got a T-shirt, need another.

Cheetor: Why not me?

Princess Vi: I don't know, just for the heck of it.

Prince Saturn Warrior: Well, I guess Cheetor won the fight, and we all won a free all expenses paid trip to Prisonner's Island Spa and Resort!

Crowd: What about us?

Lady Lita: Um, you get Fred.

Emperor Fred: Fah-red?

Crowd: Yay!

Narrator: And as the crowd decends upon Emperor Fred, we say farewell to the...

Lady Lita: That's it! You're dead! * Runs behind a curtan. Screaming noises are heard from behind. *

Prince Saturn Warrior: Well, that's all the time we have for...

Voice: Wait!

Prince Saturn Warrior: What the...

Lady Riberu: I am Lady Riberu, celestial of water and coffee.

Nut-Meg: And I am Sailor Mizu, sailor of more water and less coffee.

Lady Riberu and Nut-Meg: Sailor Team!

Lady Lita: *Pokes her head out from behind the curtain.* You know, we could use a third announcer.

Lady Riberu: I'll take the job.

Nut-Meg: No, me!

Lady Riberu: No, me!

Nut-Meg: Me!

Lady Riberu: Me!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Well, that looks like next fight right there. Until next time, I'm Prince Saturn Warrior,

Lady Lita: I'm Lady Lita,

Narrator: I'm half dead.,

Lady Riberu and Nut-Meg: And we're angry!

Lady Lita and Prince Saturn Warrior: See ya!