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| Need a job done without a thousend questions from your subordinates? Want a devoted army of servants? Then what you need is ACME's ASSORTED PICNIC ANTS! They're punctual, neat, efficient and only need some water and a few blades of grass every day. Carry of your diner! Raid someone's picnic basket! Drive a domineering owner out of their house! All of this and much more without ever leaving your lair! These ants are specially trained in the rain forests of South America to follow their master's commands. Just say the word and they are on their way to do your bidding! (please allow 9 days for delivery)
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List price: |
$19.99 |
| Our price: |
$7.99 |
| You pay: |
$5.99 |
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