Tired of being outsmarted and outran? Need something that will absolutely, positively stop roadrunners in their tracks? Then check out these ACMETm-zing discoveries. Your predatory needs are sure to be fullfilled by this fine collection of tools of destruction. If it ain't here.......you don't need it!!
These superior items are currently available:
Anvil Based Products:
Aero-Anvil 70X3
Anvil-On-A-Balloon
Extend-O-Anvil
Boulder Based Products:
Rock Trap
Dehydrated Boulders
Boulder Observation Post
Good ol'Fashioned Catapult
The Boulder Punch
Spring-On-A-Boulder
Miscelaneous Products:
Assorted Picnic Ants
Aspirin
Cactus Costume
Earthquake Pills
Female Roadrunner Costume
Genuine Boomerang
Harpoon
Lump Massager
Rooster Head
Tornado Seeds
Speed Increasing Products:
Alpinaire Z-634
B-42 FunCruiser Bike
Captain Coyote Costume
Coyot-A-Pult
Hydroterrestrial 390H
Coyo-Tomic Rocket
Rocket Powered Roller Skates
Two Bed Springs
Swoop Costume
Jet Propelled Tennis Shoes
HI-Speed Tonic
Wind Roller X-901
The X-0-2-200
Road Hazards:
Giant Canvas
Axle Grease
Piano-On-A-Pulley
Junior Size Outboard Steam Roller
Giant Rubber Band
Roadwall 5000
Wagon Wheel o'Dynamite

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