GENUINE BOOMERANG
Tired of overspending on canonballs, harpoons, and exploding bird seed? Has your budget been crushed by boulders, pianos and anvils? Than you should get the product that keeps on giving! ACME's GENUINE BOOMERANG is the real article! Made from Australian oak, this boomerang will fly hundreds of yards, daze your target, and then come flying home to you! Never buy another tool of destruction again!
  This is NOT SOLD IN STORES!
Call 555-ACME!
List price: $19.99
Our price: $7.99
You pay: $3.99
Run back to the Desert

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