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| We've all been there before: You're on a cliff. Your enemy is standing in the valley below, but you've got nothing to drop on him! Sure you could use a safe or a piano, if there's even one available. But wouldn't it be nicer to maintain the natural beauty of the landscape by using a boulder? That's why we've introduced DEHYDRATED BOULDERS for all of your gravity needs. These pocket-sized pebbles take on monumental proportions when immersed in water. And like all of our fine boulder products, these are aged for 30 million years for maximum hardness!
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This is NOT SOLD in STORES!!
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List price: |
$349.99 |
| Our price: |
$149.99 |
| You pay: |
$56.99 |
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