CAPTAIN COYOTE COSTUME
Cat stuck in a cactus? Female coyote need rescuing? Just find a phone booth, or, in a pinch, a boulder. Then, jump into this aerodynamic, yet stylish, costume and you're Captain Coyote! Righter of wrongs! Protector of the innocent (except maybe roadrunners)! The costume itself is made from pure imitation acrylic for optimal ventilation in the desert. The chest shield is mylarester to help you stand out in a crowd. And the cape? Well, it's hand-sewn with the tightest stitch possible to allow it to fly proudly behind you as you put the world to right.
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List price: $39.99
Our price: $12.99
You pay: $6.99
Run back to the Desert

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