| THE COYOT-A-PULT |
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| Need to get there in a hurry? Always late to meals? Once again, we have come up with the solution to your sustenance problems by crossing medieval advancements with good old American know-how. THE COYOT-A-PULT can toss you over three canyons in less than five seconds--Fast enough to catch any roadrunner! Its rope has been braided for maximum tension--Perfect for launching a feral animal to new heights! And while no catapult can guarantee that it won't smash you face-down into the ground, THE COYOT-A-PULT has Nev-R-SmashTm built in to minimize that risk.
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List price: |
$99.99 |
| Our price: |
$36.99 |
| You pay: |
$14.99 |
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