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| Anvils! Pianos! Safes! Boulders! The world's full of them. And sooner or later, one's going to fall on you! That's why we introduce the ACME LUMP MASSAGER. This state-of-the-art device actually massages swollen blood vessels to bring down lumps sooner. Like many or out motors, the engine is pulley-powered so that you don't need batteries or outlets. Desert or canyon. City or forest. Wherever you are, put in on for instant relief.
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For instant relief:
Call 555-ACME! |
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List price: |
$64.99 |
| Our price: |
$19.99 |
| You pay: |
$7.99 |
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