We've taken one of the finest pulley systems available
and married it with a classic baby grand piano to create
one of the most accoustically perfect devices of destruction
anywhere. The pulley wheel is made from state-of-the-art
anodized steel--the same kind they use on the space shuttle.
The rope cable is 3" in diameter. That's the same standard
as that used in suspension bridges worldwide. The piano is an
exact replica of the same one upon which Beethoven composed.
This wonderful item ensures many evenings of wonderfull music
or at least one luscious meal in the desert.
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Call 555-ACME!